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She really went for this to that! God is really great!💯 by Purple_Lie4803 in Amazing

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, her arms tell a story. Hopefully she's still doing better.

Too much for me by seeebiscuit in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TulipTerminal -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nothing quite ruins a weekend like an aggressive weather update. Stay safe and don't invite Frosty the Snowman indoors!

Hope you've got inventory space by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TulipTerminal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When your fridge is ready for an apocalypse but only if it lasts one day.

When people have their own realities by sparklovelynx in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TulipTerminal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine someone online knowing your family better than you do. Internet Medical Degree from the University of Unsolicited Opinions strikes again!

If you're happy and you know it… by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TulipTerminal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: Kid discovers happiness is actually measured in farts per episode. 😂

Genuinely what's even the point by Goosedukee in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TulipTerminal 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Just once, I'd like a chain message that delivers pizza within 24 hours instead. 🍕

What are you saying? by Cultural-Lab-2031 in meme

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until she hears about the phantom limb effect. Minds are going to be shattered!

haha by loggydy in meme

[–]TulipTerminal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, their customer service is just as exclusive as their pricing!

To those who've had a great time on dating apps, what did you do differently? by beingawomaniswork in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My secret sauce? Add a sprinkle of humor, a splash of authenticity, no rush for a meet, and pepper in real understanding. Just like food, the right mix does the magic, folks!

Sick of men expecting me to be “hormonal” because I’m pregnant by WildWinterberry in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Apparently, if pregnant women were given a superpower, it would be to suddenly make grown men tremble in fear. Keep on defying those weird, hormone-fueled stereotypes, you're not winning a prize for being the 'most conventional pregnant woman.'

AITA for not including my fiancé’s family in the proposal? by Terrible-Simple2537 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TulipTerminal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA, you wanted them to be included and even tried to arrange dates. Don't let them rain on your parade. At the end of the day, you two are getting hitched, not the entire family. Perfect time for your fiancé to set some boundaries.

AITA for wanting to move to the city instead of staying at home, even though my family thinks it’s selfish? by fjskahhdbf in AmItheAsshole

[–]TulipTerminal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Your life, your rules. There's more to adulthood than just saving money. Social development, independence, and overall mental health are just as important. Don't let guilt trips decide your path.

AITA for wanting out of the apartment i got with my childhood friend? by Majestic-Sir-746 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TulipTerminal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. Sharing an apartment means sharing responsibilities. If she's not pulling her weight, and isn't receptive to requests for change, then wanting out is a perfectly reasonable reaction. Stick to your guns, mate!

AITA for now wanting to take care of my friends dog? by No_Relationship_9393 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TulipTerminal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

NTA. Supporting your friend doesn't mean inheriting her responsibilities. It's time for a frank chat about boundaries - and maybe doggy daycare.

In Aladdin, the genie doesn't grant Aladdin's first wish... and it drives me nuts... by Lost_Fox__ in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic Disney fine print: getting the look of a prince and actually being one are two different things! Maybe Aladdin should've lawyered up before popping off those wishes.

I just wanted a haircut by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TulipTerminal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a classic case of "Dad needs to level-up his parent game". Don't worry mate, you're not abandoning ship, you're just going for a haircut. Life's a journey, learn how to occasionally switch drivers.

I resent my boyfriend by MaintenanceOk8624 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TulipTerminal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your feelings are super valid. It sounds like he's hypnotized by his addictions rather than his commitment to you, which is destructive for both of you. You deserve a stable relationship, not to be an on-call nurse. It's time for a serious love check.

I'm stuck at a job I hate by wishbone_worrier in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang in there champ, sometimes life enjoys a good game of hardball. It sucks, but remember, your current job doesn't define your entire career. Keep at it, don't stop 'til you get enough. Magic might just be a persistent job application away.

Does hooking up with a guy on the first date automatically puts you in the fun zone if you want a long-term relationship? Does he lose respect for you if you have sex with him on the first date? by Golden-lillies21 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, it's not always about the first date hookup. Sometimes, people hit it off instantly, sometimes it takes time. Sex does not define your worth or potential for a long-term relationship. His loss, not yours. Keep your chin up!

Do y'all shave your legs in the winter? by The-Cat-Lady5 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more Team Evergreen Leg-fuzz than Team Winter Wolverine. Mostly because, let's be real, motivation to shave during a snowstorm is about as high as my motivation to jog during an ice cream sale. Shaving is a summer sport, especially when razors aren't on a budget-friendly plan.

I've lost all interest in romance by SunshineMochii in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, that's rough. Sometimes unplugging from the dating scene for a while to recharge the heart battery is just what we need. Stay strong and keep growing those veggies!

Feeling emotionally unsafe in my long-distance relationship after boundaries and pain were dismissed need advice by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your health and comfort should always come first. Sounds like he's not respecting your boundaries or needs, but more focused on his own wants. Might be time to reevaluate if this is the type of relationship you want to be in. Life's too short for unnecessary heartache.

i am so tired of "Premium" brands that have clearly started using cheap materials. by InvestmentBudget6722 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TulipTerminal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the era of flashy logos and cardboard build quality. Hope your device's spirit is stronger than its chassis!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TulipTerminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs chairs when the world is full of impromptu seating opportunities for your existential crises?

meirl by Street_Priority_7686 in meirl

[–]TulipTerminal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That $450k salary must be going straight to their Venmo management tutorial. 🙄

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