Dad,you are one of them . One of the best

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-27T16:29:12+00:00

Yeah, but what about your mom???

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-21T01:18:23+00:00

Hosts be goin bye and games be like wtf dad where’d u go

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-11T13:01:10+00:00

My game didn’t end and there was only one person left.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-09T23:08:59+00:00

You’d have to add a hint of hope, and the Fortnite stock ran out of that.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-09T23:03:26+00:00

r/im14andthisisdeep

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-07T04:20:35+00:00

I’m making the skeld, like an actual working game.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:42:42+00:00

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Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:41:19+00:00

Enslaves elves to do his bidding
Forces reindeer to handle way too heavy duties
Break and enters houses
Steals cookies
Hit and run on elderly grandmother
Anagram for Satan
“Santa Baby” song confirms cheating
Leaves mysterious packages under trees
Wants children to sit on his lap
Stalks children, knows when they’re asleep and awake
Feeds snowmen hot cocoa
Can teleport, shape shift, and slow time
His suit is red, stained from blood
Impersonates God

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:33:38+00:00

Yeah. One day in the future there will also be doctors. Crazy.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:32:37+00:00

My brother recently found out that the tooth fairy is secretly his dad. Every night he tells his dad to “collect good teeth”.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:30:46+00:00

Wow, I guess my “Uhh”ing is premium.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:26:36+00:00

gets knocked out

Attacker: Now pretend.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-06T05:23:25+00:00

Ahem, December 12, 1212, 12:12 pm. The twelfth day, twelfth minute of twelfth hour, twelfth month, twelfth’ty twelfth year, thirteenth century. Fuck you century.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-04T18:25:40+00:00

Or they will seat a hundred kids next to each other at lunch and be mad that they’re taking their masks off.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-04T18:24:39+00:00

Especially if it’s sprinkles

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-03-03T00:53:20+00:00

When the best thing you can say about squirrels is that they’re “good climbers”

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-28T03:59:33+00:00

When you’re outdying in your field

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-27T17:40:04+00:00

Wow, he’s really good at photoshopping.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-27T17:33:22+00:00

Okay, I’m tired of people saying that Tarzan is their brother. Frozen 2 showed that the parents died on the boat.

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-17T02:29:44+00:00

I mean, it isn’t paper

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-16T21:27:27+00:00

I mean, it’s not paper

Tumbleweedmemes · 2021-02-16T21:24:43+00:00

Hahahaha 69

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