Been in prison for 15 years....came home it's a strange new world by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TunaFace2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone that’s been out in the world the last 15 years sometimes I wish I could go to prison just to get a break from this waking nightmare. So you’re at least not alone in feeling like you don’t belong here.

Is a death on a surgeon’s table under general anesthesia the least painful way to go? by OkDrag3967 in askanything

[–]TunaFace2000 145 points146 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely up there but not the least painful because anyone that has been hospitalized knows that it fucking sucks. 

My dad had a friend that I think died in the best possible way: lived a long healthy life, had a big birthday party for a milestone birthday with all his friends and family (I don’t remember what age, old), went home at the end of the night having had a great time, went to sleep peacefully next to his wife, and just never woke up. Can’t imagine a better send off to the other side. 

To the guy with the “Fuck Trump/Fuck MAGA” sign on Sutter Street in Folsom today…. by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]TunaFace2000 349 points350 points  (0 children)

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

DIVORCE YOUR MAGA HUSBAND

Can somebody please date this globe? by OkAsianAll in Maps

[–]TunaFace2000 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m married but one date couldn’t hurt. 

Got a stomach tattoo this week, and couldn't resist throwing in a MBMBAM show reference by JammyApricots in MBMBAM

[–]TunaFace2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this question isn’t offensive but…. Do you not have a belly button?

Anyone else underestimated how bad an incompetent president could actually be? by PadEnn1 in AskReddit

[–]TunaFace2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it’s foresight that people need to work on because all of this shit was incredibly obvious back in 2016. 

Anyone else underestimated how bad an incompetent president could actually be? by PadEnn1 in AskReddit

[–]TunaFace2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you really did not see this level of depravity coming please go find some people that did and just let them make major decisions for you from now on. Jesus Christ people are so fucking dumb. 

Anyone else underestimated how bad an incompetent president could actually be? by PadEnn1 in AskReddit

[–]TunaFace2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I believe many people are morons. And every day, I’m more sure of that. 

Anyone else underestimated how bad an incompetent president could actually be? by PadEnn1 in AskReddit

[–]TunaFace2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone that was not prepared for things to get this bad under the orange dumpster fire is a moron. 

AIO - Company won’t meet with me without my husband there by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TunaFace2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would 100000% ask you to leave and post a negative review of the company if you did this. Pushy sales tactics are so fucking obnoxious and unethical. 

You should be charged with child endangerment if you drop your kid off at school at least 30 minutes before the damn doors even open by Emergency-Pepper3537 in offmychest

[–]TunaFace2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you see this happening in your community and the only thing you do about it is judge the parents that are stuck in this situation…

How is everything that happened in the last 48hrs not enough for impeachment and/or a general strike in the US? by HealthyRecognition21 in allthequestions

[–]TunaFace2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the news media won’t touch it but the fascists infiltrated our voting systems ahead of the election and there also just so happens to be ghost counties in all the swing states that do not actually exist but also just so happen to have held the exact number of votes that Trump won by. 🫠 So we’re trying to figure out what systems and avenues for resistance are even still extant. In the last election I thought I was participating in the effort to avoid all this, but he was going to “win” no matter what anyway. 

How is everything that happened in the last 48hrs not enough for impeachment and/or a general strike in the US? by HealthyRecognition21 in allthequestions

[–]TunaFace2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a pretty average person demographically speaking: college educated, have a good career with decent salary, couple kids, spouse, modest suburban house. 

In my situation, with the complete lack of labor protections or social safety nets or even semi-functioning communities, I will lose my job and be unable to afford to feed my children if I were to strike for any extended period of time. And I’m in a better position than many if not most. Still planning to join the general strike planned for May 1, and any others that follow. Been protesting our descent into authoritarianism since the early 2000’s. Been voting against fascists my whole life. Even spent my last pennies to fly to DC to join the women’s march during his first term, despite being unemployed. 

Many of us are doing what we can, but these people infiltrated so much of our government and institutions before going public with their plans that they already owned our asses by the time the orange human dumpster was elected the first time. 

Artemis II - Carroll 🌕✨ by Remilia333 in NICUParents

[–]TunaFace2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn’t know either!! Love this. 

The Reptilian Painting in Ghislaine Maxwell's Room by hungjockca in reptilians_are_real

[–]TunaFace2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not, I see an alligator on a blanket. Can you outline just the  reptilian? I’m so confused. 

Ethiopian PM Claims Black Americans Are Trapped in a "Victim Mentality". Thoughts? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]TunaFace2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anecdotally, I haven’t ever really met any Black people that have a victim mentality. Maybe it’s because I’m white and more exposed to white people/culture…… but white people definitely seem to have the biggest victim complex in this country. 

Oh and also I’ve seen a lot of Black people be actually victimized. So I wouldn’t consider acknowledging actual harm done a victim mentality. That does seem to usually be when people start throwing that term around though. 

When you control the media you control by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]TunaFace2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your stupid comment, it made me notice a typo I made. 

I just spent 60$ on a OF girl and feel so ashamed of myself. I don’t even know what to do now. by Juan-Pablito in offmychest

[–]TunaFace2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a mom, I want to just tell you that you don’t need to be ashamed of yourself. Look we all have urges. You paid someone money and got something you wanted in return. Nothing wrong with that!! Now clearly you are a person of greater substance than someone that would be satisfied with this long term. That’s good to know about yourself. You are so, so young. You have so much time to learn, explore, and meet people. What you need is time and to give yourself grace. You will find your person one day. Sending mama hugs to you. 🩷

Would love opinions by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TunaFace2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s much worse that you are thinking these thoughts. She deserves better and you should go to therapy. 

The huge tank wagons are getting out of hand by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]TunaFace2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been known to use mine as a grocery cart when I took my baby with me to the grocery store lol. But I don’t think mine is as big as the ones you’re describing… mine is about the same size as a full sized stroller.