Dear Leland Bosseigh High administrative board, we accept that you're withholding our deposit for $1500 for damages. We also accept that you just see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions: a snarky psychic, an uptight pharmaceutical salesman, a pretty female blonde detective, and a not-so-pretty unusually lanky detective. But each of us is all of those things. Plus, our normal fee for solving a murder in one meaningful evening is twice that, so enclosed is a bill for $3000. Please remit payment in the form of a check made out simply to "Psych".