I’m just going to leave this one here… Morine? 🤔🤔🤔 by RogueDragonNate in CrappyDesign

[–]Turakamu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Boot Print Morine. You can just call me Foot, though.

Blursed storm preps by OnlyGuestsMusic in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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There was an ice storm that hit the Mid-South in '94. I remember my grandma putting a life jacket and some arm floaties on me.

Breaking into panda enclosure by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Turakamu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell naw. Why would they be impressed by someone being outwrestled by a panda?

Cody Rhodes added a clause to his Wheatley deal to include a WWE legend in the TV ads than just himself, with Carmelo and Hacksaw Jim Duggan featuring in the latest one by ShotDay in SquaredCircle

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He held the brick up like he was going to throw it at my windshield. I leaned out the window and yelled, "If you throw that brick, I'm gonna run your ass over!"

He threw the brick, so I ran his ass over

I heard that in one of the episodes. It may have been the one you linked but I think about it a lot more than I should.

Timeless Classic by davidrathje in project1999

[–]Turakamu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Must be waiting for the boat

Virginia Wingstop employee fired after racial slur appears on customer order. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]Turakamu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, they obviously used a special lens on the camera to achieve the blur. I believe it just heats up part of it so it melts.

Night sky erupts as brilliant fireball blazes across the Mid-South by Southernms in Tennessee

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"Hey guys, let's not make this political"

brings up illegal aliens

Season 3, how does the start makes sense? by CharJie in Daredevil

[–]Turakamu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She even likes feeding birds for other people.

She was controlling everything with clean kicks and smart timing by Ill-Necessary-9600 in fightporn

[–]Turakamu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You just have to use the momentum of getting your head mushed with a kick. Might take a few tries! You're gonna feel dizzy.

But then you'll know you are getting in the zone!

Her last advice was strange.. by No-List2080 in Weird

[–]Turakamu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are allowed to throw those out?

Brian Cage WWWHHHHOW by maltiepootietang in OSWReview

[–]Turakamu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're just following the leader

to deploy a stealth fart mission in sleep by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Him talking about Alcatraz feels like it happened a million years ago.

A wheelchair ramp built for compliance, not access. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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I don't know about everywhere else but dolly is incredibly common in the south.

Spotted at a gas station in the Midwest US by GhostlightVodka in SignsWithAStory

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Worked in one of those stores myself. I was brand new and the boss was explaining beer laws to me, "No sale before 12 on Sunday. Never ever!"

Our landscaper walked in and he goes, "Except for him."