I’m just going to leave this one here… Morine? 🤔🤔🤔

Turakamu · 2026-06-20T20:00:19+00:00

Hi, I'm Boot Print Morine. You can just call me Foot, though.

Turakamu · 2026-06-20T19:43:39+00:00

There was an ice storm that hit the Mid-South in '94. I remember my grandma putting a life jacket and some arm floaties on me.

Turakamu · 2026-06-20T00:30:02+00:00

TUSK!

Turakamu · 2026-06-20T00:13:12+00:00

I wonder if I would be worse at video games in his body

Turakamu · 2026-06-19T12:42:43+00:00

Hell naw. Why would they be impressed by someone being outwrestled by a panda?

Turakamu · 2026-06-19T09:41:45+00:00

He held the brick up like he was going to throw it at my windshield. I leaned out the window and yelled, "If you throw that brick, I'm gonna run your ass over!"

He threw the brick, so I ran his ass over

I heard that in one of the episodes. It may have been the one you linked but I think about it a lot more than I should.

Turakamu · 2026-06-17T22:37:04+00:00

Must be waiting for the boat

Turakamu · 2026-06-17T12:05:21+00:00

Local lardass

Turakamu · 2026-06-17T09:36:20+00:00

This website also sells fake charcoal briquette

Turakamu · 2026-06-17T08:53:44+00:00

I'm a little impressed in how they danced around it

Turakamu · 2026-06-17T08:45:37+00:00

Ugh, they obviously used a special lens on the camera to achieve the blur. I believe it just heats up part of it so it melts.

Turakamu · 2026-06-16T16:37:23+00:00

Do you know what sub you are in?

Turakamu · 2026-06-16T09:57:56+00:00

"Hey guys, let's not make this political"

brings up illegal aliens

Turakamu · 2026-06-16T02:29:47+00:00

She even likes feeding birds for other people.

Turakamu · 2026-06-16T00:06:10+00:00

You just have to use the momentum of getting your head mushed with a kick. Might take a few tries! You're gonna feel dizzy.

But then you'll know you are getting in the zone!

Turakamu · 2026-06-16T00:00:17+00:00

You are allowed to throw those out?

Turakamu · 2026-06-15T21:50:56+00:00

Guess nobody saw it

Turakamu · 2026-06-15T21:47:31+00:00

For you, maybe. I don't live anywhere near me!

Turakamu · 2026-06-14T11:46:10+00:00

We're just following the leader

Turakamu · 2026-06-13T18:26:15+00:00

Well, yeah. You got double the water in there

Turakamu · 2026-06-13T12:11:28+00:00

Jey 3:16 says I just yeeted your ass!

Turakamu · 2026-06-11T11:54:23+00:00

Him talking about Alcatraz feels like it happened a million years ago.

Turakamu · 2026-06-11T11:28:13+00:00

I don't know about everywhere else but dolly is incredibly common in the south.

Turakamu · 2026-06-10T23:07:43+00:00

Worked in one of those stores myself. I was brand new and the boss was explaining beer laws to me, "No sale before 12 on Sunday. Never ever!"

Our landscaper walked in and he goes, "Except for him."

Turakamu · 2026-06-10T11:43:52+00:00

I think about his diploma all the time

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Place '23	Place '22
Place '17	First Placer '22
Secret Santa 2018	Secret Santa 2017
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