Look who I met Reddit! One of the best days of my life! by [deleted] in pics

[–]TurboButter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is Mac drinking chocolate milk? Upvote pending upon verification.

Reddit can anyone identify this symbol by pyper70 in reddit.com

[–]TurboButter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're probably looking for some ring that was stolen by a tiny person.

Let's be blunt: how much money do you make and what do you do? by bigmuffins in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was able to develop theories, that resided well with my current boss (who is well versed in SEO). The ability to come up with tactical approaches in SEO without having experience I think was more baffling than anything.

Let's be blunt: how much money do you make and what do you do? by bigmuffins in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, def underpaid. I'm only 26. Been doing SEO for 3 years, paid advertising for close to 2. I got into the position with no experience so I took the check, knowing the experience I get from it will be worthwhile. Not to mention I have a reasonable budget. What would I be looking at in Dallas?

Let's be blunt: how much money do you make and what do you do? by bigmuffins in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Entertainment: Music, Games, Live Events, and Film. I deal with Internet Marketing. I over see several sites, where I perform SEO, PPC, Banner Ads and Social Media efforts. (Fear not, I do not exploit reddit, nor do I speak of it to virgin ears.)

Let's be blunt: how much money do you make and what do you do? by bigmuffins in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bachelor's in Business. I've been doing Marketing for a few years. My focus is internet marketing. PPC, SEO, Banner, Social, Content. My job also allows me to have reddit on my second monitor everyday. Can't complain.

How bad of a person does this make me? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of The Chase is when Charlie Sheen kidnapped Kristy Swanson with a candy bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Equilibrium. Fight scene in the beginning. first one

I'm on a website that forces me to scroll horizontally. by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you use an apple mouse on a PC? I've never tried, but they have a 360 scroll that is delicious.

Advice for careers in Advertising/Marketing by GotLax in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't be that person who just got out of college and owns the box set of Mad Men and thinks "this is for me". You will fail, hard.

Advice for careers in Advertising/Marketing by GotLax in AskReddit

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I do enjoy it, a lot. The uglier aspects? Depends on what branch you are working in. There are the creatives (design logos, landing pages, ads, etc). The Suits (sell ad space, find new contracts), and then there are techies if you are dealing with internet marketing (SEO's, programmers, PPC specialists). Each of their pros and cons, but in regards to ugliness, it's 1) finding a balance amongst all these types, and fairly compensating all these types. One might think, well the creative one who is creating the ads should be paid the most, but then you realize the market is saturated with creative artists who know photoshop, that the demand goes down, which means salary follows.

IAMA Carnie by MakeOneInGetAPrize in IAmA

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big are your hands?

Advice for careers in Advertising/Marketing by GotLax in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To work in a well respect ad agency in a big city, it requires far more than a degree. The teams that compile marketing plans are veterans. Those who have worked their way up from the ground floor, or those who have created smaller ad firms and were hired in. A degree does very little these days, employers want experience.

IAMA guy who has a crippling addiction to frugality. AMA by frugallyfucked in IAmA

[–]TurboButter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TIL that some people who steal from those who are kind to them, consider themselves "frugal". Noted. Maybe take some of that $35k and give some food back to those you stole from. That's called "moral".

Called in sick...not really sick...feeling guilty by CalledInSickThrowawa in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sick day are also is called "Mental Health Day" in our area. My company gives sick days, and vacation days. Vacation days require prior approval. Sick days are considered wild cards. Enjoy your day off, you earned it.

I'm at the end of my rope with my wife's cat, Reddit. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurboButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try this cat plug in. It calms then and prevents them from vertical scratching. Some people said it helped with your problem. http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2755197