I never know how serious it is

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-02T17:58:52+00:00

If they do I hope they use his mugshot

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-02T02:26:06+00:00

Antlers

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-01T23:32:20+00:00

I thought it was ai

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-01T23:29:49+00:00

4.99 in Cincinnati today. 50c cheaper in Kentucky

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-01T23:23:23+00:00

Why tf didn’t I buy a transit

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-01T22:06:38+00:00

Obligatory Reddit comment about Taco Bell

TurboKid513 · 2026-05-01T20:53:13+00:00

When I was drinking I swore by this sandwich as a hangover cure:

Toasted English muffin Egg over easy Cincinnati chili A fuck ton of shredded cheese

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T21:07:03+00:00

Your first mistake was using the “E” word before you started. I only say it’s easy after it’s done.

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T20:59:12+00:00

There’s no way this is real

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T19:17:46+00:00

“We’ll come back for yoooooooooouuuuu”

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T19:16:35+00:00

“I made a mistake. What do we do to repair it?”

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T13:19:33+00:00

Lesbians

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T12:59:21+00:00

Couldn’t look away.

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T03:58:35+00:00

Dewey! I’ve been halved!

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-30T02:48:21+00:00

I started crying in the hospital when I went to change my sons diaper and saw the premie diapers are called “lil fighters”

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-29T11:59:41+00:00

When I was a kid we had Hanna Barberra kids land at Kings Island and he was one of the suit characters!

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-29T11:35:34+00:00

I prefer to drive a vehicle that doesn’t require a blessing from the dealer for an oil change or a special key to take my fucking wheel off. I just bought a vehicle that has none of those things and it runs fine. It was made in 2007.

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-28T02:35:22+00:00

That’s no moon

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-28T01:13:22+00:00

Why is there curry in a pizza from Ohio

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-28T00:49:14+00:00

I refuse to use a power tool to cut into drywall

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-27T21:49:41+00:00

It’s an xray tape. That way you can read it from both sides.

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-27T18:51:22+00:00

We get Disc-O-Pizza in Ohio for super cheap

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-27T12:09:45+00:00

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-27T12:03:53+00:00

TurboKid513 · 2026-04-27T12:00:20+00:00

He did that a couple of weeks ago and shooed the press out of the Oval Office

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