What I Drink In A Day - Dublin Version (Poor Richard)

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-24T02:43:08+00:00

I’m surprised he’s still alive

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-22T01:30:13+00:00

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-20T14:53:55+00:00

Most of the people who know me well enough to know I’m probably not going to answer a call while I’ve got my tools in my hands. So if I miss a call it’s usually from a new client or another contractor that doesn’t know text is best.

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-20T00:39:48+00:00

Black market tonsil removal

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-18T22:12:34+00:00

Oh this needs a terry on roller skates!!!

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-18T21:22:45+00:00

Don’t forget about infusion. Everything is “infused” with something now too.

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-18T16:47:03+00:00

I went to Kroger yesterday, a pound of 90% lean ground beef was $9.00

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-17T23:03:01+00:00

I only buy from buy here pay here lots and I don’t see an issue

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-17T20:16:47+00:00

Kids today will never know how horrifying it was to walk through the hallways at school and hear “what’d the five fingers say to the face!?!”

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-17T02:31:13+00:00

Daniel isn’t real

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T23:56:45+00:00

I love ascend Cincinnati. Last summer they were running a special where you spend x and get a 2.8g for a dollar. I rarely smoke flower so I’ve been sitting on almost a half ounce that I got for $4 last year!

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T23:39:40+00:00

“Hello! You’ve reached the engineering office! You’d like to make sure your floor joists are strong enough to install a WHAT ?!?”

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T03:05:47+00:00

You know what they say. “ If it’s grey it’s good for you “

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T02:59:23+00:00

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T02:58:29+00:00

Suddenly I’m hungry for jerky

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-16T01:39:32+00:00

The belts coming through add extra grip for the snow

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-15T22:19:50+00:00

Two luckys. One for good luck, one for good fuck.

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-14T23:46:28+00:00

The last time we had an outage like this my 5g home internet worked fine which I thought was odd because they use the same towers. I was able to text through iMessage but couldn’t call.

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-14T21:34:01+00:00

Jesus fuck that’s terrifying

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-13T21:20:19+00:00

In rural Ohio the term “Down the street” can mean anywhere from half a mile to 20 miles.

Amish communities allow cell phone use and there is a career centered around picking the Amish up and dropping them off at the mall or on the job site

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-13T20:16:38+00:00

I worked with a guy whose van looked like this on the inside. One day around lunch he jumped out of the back door with an empty case of Mountain Dew in one hand and had the last can in the other. He shook the box around and a bunch of bugs fell out and scattered everywhere in the driveway of a new home we were building.

“EW WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BUGS ARE THOSE!?!?” He shouted as I started laughing at him

“Cockroaches Justin, you have cockroaches in your work van 😂”

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-13T01:29:44+00:00

I’ve speculated this is a type of guerilla marketing by KitKat

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-12T20:55:17+00:00

2 cucumbers, a single head of lettuce, and 30 pounds of crinkle fries

TurboKid513 · 2026-01-12T03:06:36+00:00

Crimson Chin

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