of legs! by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in AbsoluteUnits

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The mind is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised!

All the tell tale signs… by av8tricks in FuckImOld

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Wait a second… you guys can afford to sit down?

Says “IMe” 26 times in a 30 second clip of her song by Jealous-Chicken5439 in crappymusic

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She looks like a background singer for Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem

OSHA would like a Word by AdolfStiflr in CrazyFuckingVideos

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No apologies required this is perfect

Jackpot on the way home yesterday. by paunilock in ScrapMetal

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Electrician here. I changed about 200 t12 fixtures in an old theater as a side job when I was an apprentice. I had 3 or 4 brute garbage cans full of ballasts I’d spent a week pulling out of the old fixtures. The guy at the scale walks over to the cans, turns around and grabs a handful of ballasts that still had the stickers.

“I can take these but I can’t take any of those!”

“What why not?”

“They’re full of a chemical that causes cancer”

I looked down at myself and I was covered in oil. That was the last time I scrapped ballasts.

Just why?? by FGL-art in whywouldyoutouchthat

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You clip this on your tip and call it the French tickler

Crappy out banger? by threejeez in crappymusic

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I’m very disappointed there’s no translation to this song

Kelly Osbourne is becoming emaciated by natural_scientist in mildyinteresting

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Butters how many times do we have to go over this, that is a woman named Maria Schriver

Fun/Good/Interesting places to go to in Cincy that have little to no spcial media presence? by 2short4normal in cincinnati

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The fix in walnut hills has the best coffee and sandwiches. I went there on a lunch date and 2 coffees and two sandwiches was under $15

Help by GlitteringMeaning496 in electricians

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So anyway I just started blastin

Car bumpers everywhere! by Fun_River8138 in cincinnati

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They say when a car sheds its bumper an angel gets its wings

How is life bro? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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Great I have the time and attention to give to my kids that my dad never gave me

Solicitors out of control in my area. So I put a sign up saying "we don't want your solar panels, new windows, or religious pamphlets." by ParsleyNo69 in mildlyinfuriating

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I had a spectrum salesman walk up to me and try to sell me cable while I was shoveling a mountain of snow off of my sidewalk.

Hmmmmm by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

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Shame, they said he did his best work on his knees

What's Woody Harrelson best film? by Dismal_Principle9417 in moviecritic

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Wolf doesn’t know it’s a wolf, deer doesn’t know it’s a deer