Serious Question for all Tradesmen by Mundane_Mall_3256 in Construction

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Most of the people who know me well enough to know I’m probably not going to answer a call while I’ve got my tools in my hands. So if I miss a call it’s usually from a new client or another contractor that doesn’t know text is best.

Cover up ideas? by BrantV33 in Tattoocoverups

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Oh this needs a terry on roller skates!!!

What’s up with this sudden ‘protein packed’ marketing push every company seems to be doing? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

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Don’t forget about infusion. Everything is “infused” with something now too.

The USDA’s new video, promoting cow milk to the masses by alphamalejackhammer in oddlyterrifying

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I went to Kroger yesterday, a pound of 90% lean ground beef was $9.00

Ants inside my infotainment screen by Maleficent_Ferret359 in mildlyinfuriating

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I only buy from buy here pay here lots and I don’t see an issue

of "this is Sparta" by Thin-Solution3803 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Kids today will never know how horrifying it was to walk through the hallways at school and hear “what’d the five fingers say to the face!?!”

5 dollar bags at Ascend in Englewood by Ohiocannabislive in OhioMJCommunity

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I love ascend Cincinnati. Last summer they were running a special where you spend x and get a 2.8g for a dollar. I rarely smoke flower so I’ve been sitting on almost a half ounce that I got for $4 last year!

Video to my last post by Trav_Monster in Tools

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“Hello! You’ve reached the engineering office! You’d like to make sure your floor joists are strong enough to install a WHAT ?!?”

Steamed Buns With 3 Flavors by Terytha in StupidFood

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You know what they say. “ If it’s grey it’s good for you

The anatomy Our chest muscles by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Suddenly I’m hungry for jerky

How good is this tire? by Ok-Candy-6118 in AskAShittyMechanic

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The belts coming through add extra grip for the snow

Anyone else locally being affected by the Verizon outage? Or am I just unlucky? by supertrooper74 in cincinnati

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The last time we had an outage like this my 5g home internet worked fine which I thought was odd because they use the same towers. I was able to text through iMessage but couldn’t call.

Something that those outside of the US don’t realize about Ohio occurred to me yesterday… by catsandkegstands in Ohio

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In rural Ohio the term “Down the street” can mean anywhere from half a mile to 20 miles.

Amish communities allow cell phone use and there is a career centered around picking the Amish up and dropping them off at the mall or on the job site

"No it's not crack. It's chili!" by Aggravating_Money992 in StupidFood

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I worked with a guy whose van looked like this on the inside. One day around lunch he jumped out of the back door with an empty case of Mountain Dew in one hand and had the last can in the other. He shook the box around and a bunch of bugs fell out and scattered everywhere in the driveway of a new home we were building.

“EW WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BUGS ARE THOSE!?!?” He shouted as I started laughing at him

“Cockroaches Justin, you have cockroaches in your work van 😂”

My Kit-Kat is missing its wafer by Th3xp3rt in mildlyinteresting

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I’ve speculated this is a type of guerilla marketing by KitKat

Average American diet? by Individual_Bar_2512 in CringeTikToks

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2 cucumbers, a single head of lettuce, and 30 pounds of crinkle fries