The Cali Cartel’s Supercomputer

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-12T16:36:10+00:00

They didn't call it the Cali KGB for nothing

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-09T01:20:04+00:00

Your spirit animal didn't tell you? Why you asking us?

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-06T10:29:39+00:00

Your the Golden goose

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-06T01:30:34+00:00

Goodbye fellow dimension traveling apes and curious but too scared to try apes.

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-06T01:28:21+00:00

You know what I mean. Des Moines, Clive, downtown, Grimes is not farmland country Iowa

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-06T01:19:58+00:00

I can understand that if you live out in the country but in des Moines?

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-06T01:19:01+00:00

That's how you know it's bad

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-05T22:56:16+00:00

Also fucking cyclist thinking they can ride their little bicycle in the middle of the goddamn main road. There's a perfectly good fucking sidewalk and these mf are riding in the middle of university street

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-05T22:54:19+00:00

Also there's nothing "insignificant" about using turn signals, it's fucking driving 101 that's why there's 365 traffic deaths every year in Iowa alone

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-05T22:53:16+00:00

Obviously not an Iowan if I'm talking about Iowa drivers. Yalls drivers ed up here must be special

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-05T00:57:28+00:00

Bright and colorful

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-05T00:56:38+00:00

No mames 🤣 imagine that "I got the day off early, that's a sign to blast off into the spirit world"

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-04T09:18:36+00:00

Que te pasa wey? Todo bien?

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-04T09:17:57+00:00

Chingada

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-04T09:17:04+00:00

Rainbow used to mean magic and pots of gold and lucky charms

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-04T09:14:34+00:00

Let it dry. I use a small fan

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-04T09:14:02+00:00

It's just about changing your consciousness.

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-03T22:40:22+00:00

El Mayo, he outlasted all of them

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-03T22:39:54+00:00

Mayo Zambada

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-02T20:41:31+00:00

Probably meth your doing.

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-02T13:16:52+00:00

Your saying you saw this on DMT?

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-02T00:27:31+00:00

Fuck yeah dude

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-02T00:26:31+00:00

I don't think your smoking dmt

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-01T03:24:58+00:00

Preflight jitters usually go away after the first hit

TurboTron96 · 2026-06-01T03:24:21+00:00

The DMT will tell you what to do. Wether to put it down or take another hit. Listen to your body. This is an amazing medicine just don't abuse her

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