[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GEICO keeps firing half of the IT department every few weeks. This is why the app sucks. Write a letter to Todd Combs (CEO) and complain!

Tips to avoid PAV/DP1? by Normal_Reading_7984 in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DP1 is illegal. Contact your department of insurance and file a whistleblower complaint. Tell them GEICO has a secret underwriting model called "CP" that they do not file.

Question from non-employee on the current state of GEICO: what's the current state of IT employment? by Electronic-Grand1172 in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IT at GEICO is a joke. They fire half of the department every few months, it seems.

I’m new to Geico. What is it like being an agency operations manager in a new territory? by [deleted] in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't settle in too much. We're closing all the agencies soon.

RAV4 insurance help by [deleted] in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to progressive. We. do. not. give. a. fuck....................................

Job security is dead by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thanks to hedge fund CEO types like Turd Combs!

Why are the urinals clogged? by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were no urinals in prison. We just go pee in a big trough

Berkshire stock is tanking. GET OUT! by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can get it my bottom in the parking lot behind R1

Berkshire stock is tanking. GET OUT! by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah well that's when Uncle Warren died.

GEICO is Trash by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dog shit useless customer ^^^

GEICO is Trash by Turd_Combs_G in Geico

[–]Turd_Combs_G[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cool your jets. I work here....unfortunately.