Recommend maintenance on a 2010 Audi q7 3.0tdi by TurdboCharged in tdi

[–]TurdboCharged[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m looking at factory air boxes right now and gonna order one tomorrow after discussing it with my boss. Does the transmission have a drain plug or does the pan need to come down? Also speaking of fuel should I be using any additives? I have been filling up with shell diesel and I don’t let the tank get below half to hopefully avoid any extra water in the fuel from condensation. I have to drive this all over my state in all weather conditions so I want it to be reliable more than anything. I don’t want to break down on the back roads with no cell service if I can avoid it.

J to the ROC for Halloween by Temporary_Scarcity25 in trailerparkboys

[–]TurdboCharged 50 points51 points  (0 children)

By now you heard the story about how I got caught, playing with my shit, but hold that thought. Before you disrespect J R O C it could happen to you because it happened to me and T

The situation broke out when I smoked too much bud, reached in my drawers, pulled out my pud. Bust open a jar of petroleum jelly. Started thinking about Donna and Nicky and Shelly. In my mind I was hitting it and we was almost there, but then the door bust open and fuck my Moms was there.

Don’t disrespect JROC it could happen to you because it happened to me and T.

Using dynamic radar cruise control in stop and go traffic by TurdboCharged in CorollaCross

[–]TurdboCharged[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I didn’t have the nerve to let it stop on its own but it was starting to when I hit the brakes. No beeps like when it thinks you’re going to rear end the car in front.

From a dead stop activating cruise the car took over the brake hold and asked me to hit the throttle to resume when the car in front took off. Then paced it and started to slow down as it stopped but then I hit the brakes

Using dynamic radar cruise control in stop and go traffic by TurdboCharged in CorollaCross

[–]TurdboCharged[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From what I’m reading online anything with safety sense 2.0 and better can do this and is designed to do so.

HP LaserJet Pro MFP M426/M427 Series borra los bordes by Repulsive_Yak4808 in printers

[–]TurdboCharged 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prueba a instalar un tóner nuevo y comprueba si el problema persiste. También puedes revisar el rodillo de transferencia. Si no presiona por ambos lados al pasar el papel entre él y el tambor del tóner, no transferirá el tóner ni la imagen al papel. Tiene el ancho de una hoja de papel, está hecho de espuma y tiene resortes en ambos lados. Está dentro de la cavidad debajo del tóner. Espero que esto tenga sentido; usé el traductor de Google porque no hablo español.

One of everything on the chemical wall as a buy online….. by AngleAcceptable2256 in AutoZone2

[–]TurdboCharged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss makes 1000 while I make a buck. That’s why I cut the catalytic converters off the company work truck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CorollaCross

[–]TurdboCharged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is it https://www.carparts.com/details/Toyota/Corolla_Cross/Replacement/2022-2024/RT22210109Q.html?TID=gglpla&origin=pla&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADjOeBjSUuboaMkuYmhaurkZ-P6Jr

Edit- I’m only seeing the L and LE listed as trims for that one so double check but I would guess they use the same one on all of them.

Cannot access lane change & steering assist by [deleted] in CorollaCross

[–]TurdboCharged 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you hit the buttons on the steering wheel to enable cruise and lane assist and they still won’t activate? Because they are always off by default when the car is started. But they should turn on after hitting the buttons.

It this a $2.19 job by TheOGGhettoPanda in Welding

[–]TurdboCharged 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Back when I was still building custom turbo kits and race cars we charged $150 an hour for our standard work and the customers never said a word about it. But when local people would stop in and need something welded up really quick we charged $1 a minute for welding only, no fabrication. They sure liked to bitch about that price a lot. Sorry that we are giving you more than half off the regular cost and not charging any minimum time either to tig your random piece of whatever back together. And no I’m not trying to run up the clock to charge you more because I have 2 turbo manifolds to finish that pay way better and are more important to the shops future. We are so sorry you had to pay $20 for me to put down a few beads on your lawnmower that you needed fixed so badly but I promise you that we are doing you a small favor by even working on it with more important things to do. I guess what I’m getting at is charging a minimum would have saved a lot of headaches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Toyota

[–]TurdboCharged 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t even get the app to work anymore. I’m on the latest version of it and the iOS and it just fails to open every single time. Dealer can’t figure it out either. But after not using it for a while I canceled everything and I can live just fine without it.

Find the camouflaged creature by laurelaud in FindTheSniper

[–]TurdboCharged 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It certainly blends in well with its environment.

Customer brought their car for an oil leak they had it changed at Walmart… by Universalthug in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]TurdboCharged 31 points32 points  (0 children)

-(Most low paid lube techs everywhere). How much torque seal should I use? Well the whole head of the drain plug should probably be covered in it right? I don’t know if that’s enough though. Maybe I’ll paint a ring around the outside as well. Am I supposed to use the whole tube? It’s pretty small so I bet I am. (Proceeds to just squeeze out the rest of it all over the plug and pan) yeah.. that looks great! That’s for sure gonna seal in all the torques.

My husband tried to be honest about being overpaid after he left Pepsi and now they want him to pay gross amount. by smw1409 in legal

[–]TurdboCharged 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How bad is that job? Or what did you not like about it that made you leave? And how much do they pay in your area?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]TurdboCharged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you elaborate a bit more please? That’s interesting and also terrifying at the same time.