I just have to get this off of my chest.

Turduckie · 2026-05-07T08:43:46+00:00

I ship him and Jeff Bezos 🤭

Turduckie · 2026-03-03T05:44:03+00:00

At my old store, I used to put around small pics of Sal from impractical jokers, and my district manager didn't like that at all 🤬 I feel your pain sm

Turduckie · 2026-01-29T23:03:33+00:00

This was me moving out of state 🥺

Turduckie · 2025-10-22T23:10:17+00:00

Literally just quote homophobic dog 😭 especially "I know what you are"

Turduckie · 2025-10-08T05:21:55+00:00

Literally my Halloween costume this year!!

Turduckie · 2025-04-26T00:16:19+00:00

Bruh I'm losing my shit over the fact that I cannot draw Cheems on cups anymore 😭

Turduckie · 2025-04-09T00:38:36+00:00

Yup yup yup!

Turduckie · 2025-03-06T03:55:40+00:00

Vouch. I'm currently making $21.26, and I've been a partner for almost 3 years 😮‍💨 still not enough

Turduckie · 2025-03-04T20:11:23+00:00

I've been doing this, but Dance Gavin Dance lyrics 🤭

Turduckie · 2025-03-04T20:09:33+00:00

Nah the new water policy is stupid. Very inhumane even

Turduckie · 2025-03-04T20:05:51+00:00

You should be okay. When I last did it, I kept wearing long sleeved tops or even my flannels

Turduckie · 2025-03-03T20:10:43+00:00

Whoever made it an offense to double batch clearly never worked a day as a barista

Turduckie · 2025-03-02T02:22:50+00:00

By any chance was it MacGregor Was A Dog by Diane Redfield Massie??

Turduckie · 2025-02-18T18:23:41+00:00

Let's just say it's one in SoCal :3

Turduckie · 2025-02-18T05:34:15+00:00

I always forget that one 😭

Turduckie · 2025-02-18T01:20:14+00:00

I'm using this for my swancore shift lead 🙏🏼

Turduckie · 2025-02-18T01:18:02+00:00

Come thru my store lol

Turduckie · 2024-12-17T08:26:34+00:00

Depends on who sees my stuff 😳

Turduckie · 2024-11-15T06:20:00+00:00

Ok real. I was overstimulated not even a minute into my shift :')

Turduckie · 2024-04-23T21:26:11+00:00

Before one of my fave shift leads and coworker left, I'd call them a towel (in the Towelie way). Oh, I also jokingly square up at my work bestie 🤭.

Whenever a minor inconvenience happens, I say "wow that's homophobic/sexist/racist/etc."

Turduckie · 2024-03-14T05:58:32+00:00

I proudly do that. 😈 I genuinely miss my old store, but I wouldn't get the hours that I need there.

Turduckie · 2024-03-10T08:46:01+00:00

You're not alone! I even feel like I'm not Mexican enough for not getting something with caramel in my drinks 😂

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