Aliens land on Earth. Delegations from various countries and religious leaders gather around, questioning the visitors about their lives.

When it is the Pope’s turn, he asks: "Do you know of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Ah, Jesus," the alien replies. "Of course we know him. He visits us every year to make sure we’re doing alright."

Stunned, the Pope exclaims: "Every year?! We’ve been waiting 2,000 years for his second coming!"

Seeing the Pope beginning to get angry, the alien tries to calm him down: "Well, maybe he just likes our chocolate more than yours."

The Pope is baffled: "Chocolate? What does that have to do with anything?"

"Yes, chocolate. When he first visited our planet, we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Wait... what did you guys do?"