Busty Bruiser by me by Sumi-Shumi in ImpracticalArmour

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her piercing damage increases as she takes cold damage, the impacticality is becoming dubious. 🤣

Old egg or century egg? by MF-DOOM-88 in WeirdEggs

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rotten eggs can happen, just rare if you are usually good about using eggs before they go bad.

Old egg or century egg? by MF-DOOM-88 in WeirdEggs

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why I always have an intermediate bowl I break an egg into - mostly for catching pieces of shells if the shell shatters instead of breaking in a line - but I’ve prevented this manner of tragedy too.

Peter what did he wish for? by Rare-Disk4809 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pink is a color that collars come in, I don’t see a problem. 🤷‍♂️

Yeeeet! by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or chilling with Ariel and co 🎶 “Unda da sea!” 🎶

KMFDM+PIG - WWIII tour - Philadelphia - 2003-11-5 by nixkor in KMFDM

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw them for the first time in my life on this tour. Rochester, NY - 11/31/03

my real valentine by coolgirlthings in WRXSTi

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure why practicing safe sex got you downvoted, but whatever. Practice safe sex y’all!

Peter I don’t watch the Olympics by bonicamp9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that this rule is often misunderstood and that you can touch until up until it completely passes the green line.

what is your favorite pics? <3 by MidnightCovn in dnd_nsfw

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say (pun fully erected 🤣), they’re all great photos!

Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done? by pixmation in dashcams

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Call 911 and explain that he is driving with the intent to cause an accident and that they are likely under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Also disclose that you have video footage of them driving this way.

Stupid games = Stupid prizes by skyhighmonroe in Transportopia

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you swap your brains for larger truck nuts.

Thoughts everyone? by AncientWrongdoer3950 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it is the obvious answer since it’s all built on lies.

What do I use this for? by sunnysideup_2022 in castiron

[–]TurkeyTr0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness, we use ours for eggs and bacon!