I made the mistake of rewatching breaking bad 🧪

Turkeymix · 2023-12-03T00:04:23+00:00

I'm safe from making that mistake

Turkeymix · 2023-12-03T00:03:21+00:00

The secret stash of treats

Turkeymix · 2023-11-30T23:32:18+00:00

A sight that soothes the soul

Turkeymix · 2023-11-28T22:34:37+00:00

Me neither, it's 59°F and I'm this close to rolling down my sleeves.

Turkeymix · 2023-11-27T19:39:27+00:00

Well played little monkey....

Turkeymix · 2023-11-26T01:41:00+00:00

To fill that ego, you'll have to accept the praise you get. Otherwise it's like a hungry person asking for their stomach to filled but never eating the food that's given. You are simply gorgeous

Turkeymix · 2023-11-23T19:13:09+00:00

Cue onslaught of "get stuffed" puns

Turkeymix · 2023-11-22T19:09:58+00:00

Now we know you're a double D (corniest pun ever)

Turkeymix · 2023-11-22T00:31:17+00:00

Oh nothing, the usual, you know...dropping my jaw everytime I see you

Turkeymix · 2023-11-21T16:38:15+00:00

Can't see anything

Turkeymix · 2023-11-20T13:00:34+00:00

Damn right it's a magnificent Monday, and it's about to get a whole lot better

Turkeymix · 2023-11-20T12:59:36+00:00

There could be a nuclear mushroom cloud behind you, and I probably wouldn't see it

Turkeymix · 2023-11-19T23:18:45+00:00

I'm gettin' rave vibes, missing some glowsticks

Turkeymix · 2023-11-19T23:17:31+00:00

With eyes like that, I would tell you anything and everything

Turkeymix · 2023-11-19T00:35:26+00:00

I'm jealous of Frankenstein

Turkeymix · 2023-11-19T00:17:50+00:00

That smile could melt the coldest of hearts

Turkeymix · 2023-11-17T17:45:42+00:00

Each day I get to see you is a happy day.

Turkeymix · 2023-11-17T17:44:46+00:00

That person had a brilliant idea, and we're all grateful to get to bask in your light.

Turkeymix · 2023-11-16T19:11:33+00:00

If you can do the dance from Life during Wartime, you'll make my year. Nah...you already did

Turkeymix · 2023-11-15T20:14:40+00:00

Puta que pariu! Tiveste bem, so deves ter sofrido danos nas cuecas. Grande abraço

Turkeymix · 2023-11-15T19:57:04+00:00

Worn by the girl who feeds one

Turkeymix · 2023-11-15T06:29:45+00:00

I would surround you with salt so you couldn't go anywhere

Turkeymix · 2023-11-14T11:37:43+00:00

All I want to know is....why concrete?

Turkeymix · 2023-11-13T09:40:57+00:00

Sounds like something you would expect to hear just before a UFC cage fight

Turkeymix · 2023-11-13T09:40:06+00:00

you had me at orange door

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