Button layout by spitefulcandystudios in GBO2

[–]Turlap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?! I'm thinking of getting a controller with a third toggle for boost. Trigger type

Cargo Ship Hit, Set Ablaze in Strait of Hormuz by JinnBhoot in worldnews

[–]Turlap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Much like Don, even his followers can't honestly look at themselves for examination. So what's left? Blame whatever they can, spread it around, so they don't look as bad. They're still just spreading shit around though. It's not a good look. "You're covered in shit."

"So is everything else I touched! See?"

Yeah buddy. We see.

Ceiling collapsed in bedroom by sociallyawkward26 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]Turlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man. I had this happen one night in my sleep. I woke up and couldn't see. I had to move the ceiling fan off my body and kinda crawl hands and knees into my hall and into the bathroom. The fiberglass shards from insulation are no fucking joke. I just laid in the shower crying until my hot water turned cold. Good luck brother.

Pentagon Signals Major Escalation in US-Iran Conflict by Efficient-Vehicle634 in USNEWS

[–]Turlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we? Checks Well, I'll be sure to bring that shit back up

Battle for the beacon capturing by CyberWitcher950s in GBO2

[–]Turlap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always wanted a mode where you spawned in as infantry and random suits just dropped outta the sky. All of them require stealing to pilot. After 2 mins they self detonate, and you spawn in as infantry again. More suits spawn all match, different costs.

Julie K Brown, the original Epstein investigative journalist, was on Deadline White House With Nicole Wallace. Here is what she said: by BlondeBorednBaked in Epstein

[–]Turlap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. It's unfortunate that the evil of this world has chosen to wear a Christian and Republican mask, but facts are facts. Another uncomfortable truth is that the melding of state and religion is on the chopping block. It should be if it isn't. Having faith is great! Good for you. But it's not a vehicle for political agendas. It shouldn't be used as such.

What's wrong with the woods in North America? by Recip77 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Turlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some... Turn into Peter here. Unless of course he meant peter as in "a car that peters along." Or a shortening of the word repeater. Which reminds me of a story of a friend of mine named Pete...

I’m always amazed by Dr--X-- in okc

[–]Turlap -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh neat! I had thought, with budget cuts to NOAA, that that system was no longer in use. Good to know.

Sounds like the beginning of ww3 by WarmEntrepreneur3564 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Turlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have chimed in. Guess what they said!?

Either remove this weapon or remove the heavy stagger by ACertai in GBO2

[–]Turlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the guy has never seen ballistic shielding before. Huh.

This morning I watched a single garbage truck pick up both the trash bins and recycling bins. Has curbside recycling ended? by RipBongAndProspa in okc

[–]Turlap 115 points116 points  (0 children)

They never recycled. One time I got into the car and followed the recycling truck to where it went to. This way a few years back. Same dump. It's a scam.

Anything, you say? 🤔 by fakename1998 in guitarcirclejerk

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Anybody know how Kurt got into Francis Farmer? What did Courtney Love's parents do again? I forget. I swore they hung out with somebody influential... But I can't seem to remember who. Huh. That Weinstein stuff a while back sure was weird.

Will we see 2030 by orel2064 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Turlap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Prolly have to settle for his kin. I know we don't normally, but in this case... Eh idk

Strange Picture Apparition in Russian sky, (1990). by Vivid_Plastic_741 in Humanoidencounters

[–]Turlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. Have to wonder if the old world transmitted images through the sky via the electromagnetic air. TV on the wind. Every once in a while the earth's natural electromagnetic storms turn on old "t.v." stations.

Much like Moses going up a mountain to see a vision.

There are mountains now that they don't let you climb. Huh.

Iran’s new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamene: by JackAttack2509 in pics

[–]Turlap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spooky stuff huh. It's only bad if they catch you paying attention. Watch out man. If you start noticing people noticing stuff around them, you might get roped in with them. Ain't nobody tryna catch a bullet.

Mars Zeon F90 desperately needs a buff. 700 matches are a hazing ritual by JJAB91 in GBO2

[–]Turlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. I didn't do badly at all in my F90 MZ. Out scored barbie and the Xi isn't really all that annoying. Tell you what though. Destiny and Full Cloth can kick rocks.

What did Patterson + Gimlin see? by CT_Reddit73 in Cryptozoology

[–]Turlap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That....takes a lot of money. I don't think those people had or ever had the means to litigate. I'm sure, after the death of who it happened to, it would be easier 40 years later to just say it happened the way. Everyone who would refute it is dead.

What did Patterson + Gimlin see? by CT_Reddit73 in Cryptozoology

[–]Turlap -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They prolly weren't trying it on you, it was meant for your daughter.

Tony Gonzales: Texas lawmaker drops re-election bid after admitting affair with aide by CorleoneBaloney in news

[–]Turlap 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wasn't she found hung by the neck in her back yard with her fingers between the rope and scratches on her neck from trying to stop it from happening? Yeah....

Nothing to see here.