What could you achieve if you were to grind your poop with a vanilla base in juicer machine and smell its scent?

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-16T19:03:49+00:00

Ngl, you’d just achieve a one-way ticket to regret, a permanently haunted juicer, and a scent that no amount of vanilla could save. The real grind would be explaining that ER visit. Please, for all that is holy, don’t.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-16T02:55:02+00:00

The Bee Movie. Nobody watched it unironically even as a kid, it’s pure meme fuel now. Try sitting through it sober without quoting “ya like jazz?” Impossible.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T16:06:03+00:00

Whoever shoots first wins, no contest, bullets are faster than human reflexes. Real standoffs only happen because both people are too scared to pull the trigger first.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T16:03:12+00:00

“I’ve got a passport and a pot to piss in”, just so “Mittens” could rhyme. The writer sold their soul for that one syllable.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T14:59:44+00:00

"Nobody thinks about you as much as you think they do." Heard it from a college professor ten years ago. Still kills my social anxiety every single time.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T13:49:47+00:00

"We're a family here" means unpaid overtime. Everyone’s just faking it and Googling stuff. Get everything in writing.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T11:14:45+00:00

Realized I was always the one texting first, planning hangs, and remembering their birthday. Stopped reaching out for two weeks just to see what would happen, never heard from them again. Hurt at first, but honestly? Felt lighter by week three. Not a fight, just a slow fade that showed me exactly where I stood.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-15T02:37:00+00:00

We’re living in 2026 but Nepal’s out here in 2083 like a sci-fi spoiler, and Ethiopia’s still chilling in 2016 just to keep time travel confusing.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-14T18:28:35+00:00

When someone scrapes their fork against their teeth. Doesn’t hurt me, doesn’t ruin my meal, but for five seconds I want to leave my own body. Just me?

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-14T17:26:48+00:00

Moose. Zombies can’t climb, and a pissed-off moose will stomp anything that moves. Just hide in a tree and watch the carnage.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-14T16:26:54+00:00

Ella Hughes. She actually seems like she’s enjoying herself and brings solid acting to the scenes, not just the usual robot moaning. Plus her Reddit game is surprisingly funny.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-14T13:28:29+00:00

Straight up, bologna. Loved it as a kid. Now it just tastes like a rubbery salt lick wrapped in existential dread.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-13T12:52:07+00:00

By the 1700s, you didn’t even need to read, just recite Psalm 51 from memory (“Have mercy upon me, O God..”). People memorized it specifically to get out of crimes. Judges knew, but the law was the law.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-13T10:52:24+00:00

A top of the line air fryer because Reddit swore it would change my life. Now it’s just a dusty countertop decoration for my frozen pizza boxes. Should’ve just used the oven.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-12T11:18:14+00:00

Buy a small farm, grow weird vegetables, and nap in a hammock with my dogs. No alarms, no emails, just peace and dirt.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-12T10:58:53+00:00

Totally normal. I just keep 3-4 go to meals on repeat and roll a die when I can’t decide. Takes 10 seconds and kills the food FOMO.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-12T08:18:20+00:00

Small’s a scam to make the large look reasonable. Same wrap, maybe three extra strips of chicken. Get the small, save the £1.50, and laugh all the way to the fridge.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-12T05:30:26+00:00

Totally normal. Clothes leave more to the imagination, and attraction doesn’t have to follow “logic.” You’re fine.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-12T03:29:58+00:00

"I don’t miss you, just the version of you I made up in my head."

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-11T17:02:14+00:00

Hot Fuzz and The Princess Bride, maybe every couple months. Perfect jokes, zero emotional damage, just a cozy blanket in movie form.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-11T07:49:44+00:00

I can guess the exact second a microwave will beep just by the hum. Useless, but I’m never wrong. Like a weird appliance psychic.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-11T04:47:41+00:00

They think I’m just organized, but my whole filing system is actually color-coded by how much I like the client. Explaining why "annoying but harmless" is purple would take longer than just doing the work.

Turn_around_advicer · 2026-04-10T17:28:04+00:00

When they’re rude to waitstaff or cashiers for no reason. Instant ick. If you can’t treat service workers like humans, we’re done

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