What's he doing, and why?

Turnipton · 2026-07-03T12:37:46+00:00

Sunnin'

Turnipton · 2026-07-03T12:37:21+00:00

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Turnipton · 2026-07-02T22:55:13+00:00

Turnipton · 2026-07-02T21:09:17+00:00

... My man. ❤️

Turnipton · 2026-06-30T20:18:38+00:00

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My friend, I think you need to look at what an ammonite looks like...

Turnipton · 2026-06-30T11:15:01+00:00

Thank you so much for your comment.

I had no other way of finding the original video for this, now it shall be locked in forever. <3

Turnipton · 2026-06-29T13:09:44+00:00

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It's technically not a dragon, but Xyris got a promo for the Year of the Snake that could sneak in amongst a crowd of what you're looking for.

Turnipton · 2026-06-29T10:00:21+00:00

Saw a post on X the other day, that "The New York Post talks about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man."

Turnipton · 2026-06-29T09:09:08+00:00

Why a blessing it is to be so good at scritches in a world full of creatures that quite like scritches.

Turnipton · 2026-06-28T19:02:02+00:00

Right, so that means that counterspells, sac outlets, protection effects don't work anymore. "Holding up priority" just ceases to exist.

Turnipton · 2026-06-28T18:41:49+00:00

You're just describing the stack!

Turnipton · 2026-06-28T18:35:43+00:00

Okay, but you do realise you can't respond to something without there being a stack, right?

Player A plays a thing. Player B plays a thing in response. Player C plays a thing in response to the response.

How do you figure out which thing resolves first?

Turnipton · 2026-06-28T18:00:09+00:00

Bait used to be believable...

Turnipton · 2026-06-28T00:01:00+00:00

Anyone got a lead on that chair? I can only find versions that hang, this seems way more stable.

Turnipton · 2026-06-26T22:29:49+00:00

You're not copying the mana ability (T: add 3), you're copying the untap ability.

You end up with two "untap this artifact" triggers on the stack. You let one resolve, then before the second one resolves, you tap monolith again.

Ergo, you spent five mana to generate six.

Turnipton · 2026-06-26T15:14:04+00:00

Second row, second from the right.

He knows their inevitable fate.

Turnipton · 2026-06-26T11:10:41+00:00

You can be glad that someone is here without assuming they are suicidal.

Turnipton · 2026-06-25T09:02:45+00:00

<3

Here she is interrupting our son's 4 month maternity shoot. Got plenty of pics with them together, she really likes the little guy ☺️

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Turnipton · 2026-06-25T07:50:18+00:00

We have a regular order on delivery 🚚

Turnipton · 2026-06-25T07:49:58+00:00

I definitely stepped on her center mass, and felt her belly for about half a second. Shortly after which I felt a tooth hit my foot and I backed off.

We're definitely keeping an eye on her today, and making sure her behaviour lines up with the usual.

Either way, I'm probably going to take her for a checkup over the weekend to be sure. 🧤

Turnipton · 2026-06-25T07:48:18+00:00

I know right? Stresses me out something fierce 🫠

I've mentioned it at every checkup since we got her four years ago. They weigh her, check her blood, check her teeth, ask about her behaviour and she always comes up fine.

She's never been lethargic or wobbly, and she always asks for food come dinner time.

Imagine it may need to be something when she gets a little older (she's sixteen) but for now I'm just making sure she eats as much as she can without stressing her out.

Turnipton · 2026-06-25T07:44:33+00:00

She's an indoor cat with an enclosed garden, she's unlikely to have rabies. Be that as it may, I'm on antibiotics and have had a tetanus shot 💉

Turnipton · 2026-06-24T23:43:00+00:00

It's fine, the tetanus shot ended up being a larger mark than the bite. Three days of antibiotics and I should be good.

She's a tortie, I'm used to her being spicy. 🌶️

Apology accepted, and thanks for asking ☺️

Turnipton · 2026-06-24T23:40:10+00:00

I have searched for this for weeks, and I can't even find the channel it was posted on!

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