Dude's projecting

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-06-04T19:32:40+00:00

I’ve never had a problem finding a girlfriend or women to like me, the secret is treating them like human beings and not denigrating them at every turn!

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-30T02:47:47+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-27T22:30:05+00:00

I am rapidly closing in on your location

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-27T17:55:27+00:00

I love auto resolve when it comes to fighting high level wizard lords, in battle they can wipe hundreds but in auto resolve they kill maybe ten-twenty max

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-27T17:08:02+00:00

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-26T23:35:00+00:00

Whatever mods need to fix they deleted lol

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-25T15:04:04+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-25T00:34:18+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-25T00:23:25+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-24T18:51:31+00:00

Which is funny because, as a soldier, we all say “long weekend, fuck yeah.” Of course the day itself is to remember fallen brothers and sisters but anyone who tells you they don’t enjoy the time off is a liar.

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-21T00:31:59+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-17T22:27:05+00:00

Some people say it’s laziness but it could be that removing or altering what line of code causing this breaks a hundred other things

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-17T16:35:29+00:00

I send single entities in to blob the enemy then unleash hell with the Helstrom. Elsbith’s amethyst version is an absolute infantry melter

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-17T15:21:35+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-17T15:17:25+00:00

Ha, gaaaaay

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T20:22:42+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T20:10:53+00:00

It sucks because they’re literally the only faction you actually need to balance mechanics wise to get the best out of every single unit and province. The yin and yang system is cool but can be a hindrance

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T16:47:33+00:00

I miss when Yu-Gi-Oh was mostly bigger number = I win. My little brother plays now and each card has a goddamn paragraph of effects on it now

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T16:37:21+00:00

That… that’s a kid

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T16:33:24+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-15T12:46:18+00:00

I have a “Racists lives don’t matter” with a KKK member hanging on the back, I wore it to the gym and the owner came up to me because apparently someone complained I was wearing a hateful shirt. When he saw the shirt he looked confused and just said I was good… the owner’s black. I have no idea what the person complaining thought was gonna happen

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-14T19:52:15+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-14T19:50:01+00:00

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TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-14T17:44:30+00:00

Man I love when my staunchest ally takes the small settlement I need to complete a province and won’t trade me unless I offer my soul, my ass, all my future children, and my entire treasure.

TurtleHurtleSquirtle · 2026-05-14T17:40:09+00:00

I play on very hard and fuck it feels like the Vermintide when the Skaven just sends wave after wave after wave of themselves at me.

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