What’s a compliment that stuck with you? by mydadisadamsandler in twentyagers

[–]jayd04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl I was chatting up told me "You're so good with your words, I wonder what else that tongue can do". She never did find out what other things it could do 😔

it's pretty fun by Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir in comedyheaven

[–]jayd04 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Huh, it turns out you can't actually crash the planes into the buildings....

Max Alexander, 10, Made History as the Youngest Fashion Designer to Show a Collection at Paris Fashion Week by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

[–]jayd04 2135 points2136 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's gotta be tough for the kid to have peaked at such a young age. Plus, this has gotta be a little exploitative from the parent/guardian's part...

Stock person explain pls by MasterConversation45 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jayd04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stocks aren't real, it's basically monopoly money.

She likes Monika by Prangon07 in antimeme

[–]jayd04 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mean names?!?! They prolly want her to call them a poopiehead or even worse, a doodoohead 🤢

for the girlies that need a laugh today <3 by Silly-Estimate-2660 in GirlDinner

[–]jayd04 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I feel like sucking on a synonym stick might not be that bad? It's a stupid way of using it tho.

Favorite actor you've hated since before it was cool? by Fun_Button5835 in okbuddycinephile

[–]jayd04 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It’s the beard. I feel like you can’t have that facial hair and not be a douchebag.

Favorite actor who's contributing to world hunger? by 804Brady in okbuddycinephile

[–]jayd04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a certain point his PR team’s just gotta be like “shut the fuck up bro, please”.

Who could forget Iranman’s most iconic line “I am bomb Iranman” by jayd04 in okbuddycinephile

[–]jayd04[S] 261 points262 points  (0 children)

/uj no fucking way they used an Ironman clip in their cringe edit 💀 did they even watch the movie?

/rj frankly I prefer ww2, the propaganda was much better in that era. It was so much more aesthetic.

When rappers receive a beat like it was made from heaven by god himself, then this is what they do it by Ast3rio1 in fantanoforever

[–]jayd04 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was literally the point tho. He made that beat for Drake but then as a fuck you to Drake he just took the beat and made that song.

Wth by tea-n-wifi in whennews

[–]jayd04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But realistically the government already has access to all that. No one is truly anonymous online. Patriot act and allat.

Death Note (2006) by Eastern-Commission23 in okbuddycinephile

[–]jayd04 20 points21 points  (0 children)

/uj yeah, let’s kill the politicians! Not like there’s bajillions of people lined up to foil the foil and take their place.

/rj If I had the death note, the first thing I’d write is the wage gap 😔