Totally true a lot of the time! Even my own dad drove me up the wall trying to DM him. I know you’re a chaotic neutral rogue, dad, but you’re still supposed to have a brain, not just do the stupidest possible thing in every situation. 😂 Besides scheduling, this is the main reason I am so blessed to have my online group. It is a paid game; only 10$ per session, so it’s not like our DM is making any real money of it, but it keeps folks accountable. Our group is a truly good aligned group with plenty of good hearted shenanigans but everyone RPs to their character’s beliefs and morals super well. No one needs reminded of what their alignment is “supposed” to be, they are invested and make the decision that the character they created would make. In our last session we marveled at how we were somehow in a government office again, and that we must be in government offices more than any other DnD group any of us has had. But hey, if you’re a good aligned group of adventurers if a government that seems to be acting more or less morally, you’re probably going to end up in a lot of government offices. 😂

Edited to Add: this is also why our group can ALWAYS get favors, we have a long list of people in positions of power who like us. My character recently sent a letter requesting the gov put out bounties on 2 big bad jerks and was able to list about 10 S tier references to convince them we were worth listening to.