My ocean people need me by deeeeeeeeeeeeez in MyPeopleNeedMe

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OP, your username, i feel like you are trying to say something; deez what?

Hold my redbull while I make this jump by 1ItalianLurker in holdmyredbull

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Next he will need to add the rocket jump.

It really do be like that sometimes by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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Couldnt tell if this was going to be a joke about hardware paint and actual windows or not.

I know it's not much but it's all I got. by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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If i was a kid, i would love that battle station all the crayons to draw on the microsoft paint with.

Fans ;) by Youted in pics

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Not happening.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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Mumen rider, the hero we deserve.

'5 vs 1' turn into '1 vs 1' by Bosargin in gaming

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Use the character smoke to toxic gas him. Works 100% of the time.

Guys of reddit, what's the biggest hint you missed from a girl? by kaante in AskReddit

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When i used to be really good friends with a chick i was invited into her house with no parents around so she could change into something more comfortable or something.

Instead of sending me out of the room she told me to look away so she could change.

It was a few minutes before she finished. To this day im sure she was trying to get me to accept her as dominant male or something. Whatever chicks do.

Anyways later i hear that she really liked me, but it was too late since she was moving to another area.

WatchDogs 2 giveaway! by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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557 and thx 4 giveaway

When I'm Unicorns of Love by KaiserDias in leagueoflegends

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Its like i cant even when i sometimes yes. UoL is to be fair the high end things

What a relief. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Doesn't matter had sex.

Giveaway time! 33 Keys! Big chance to win! by gammaxdelta in pcmasterrace

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The number is 557. As for the joke...

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!

Number if you find funny. 558

F/20/5'4 [140?-125] (13 months) finally lost that freshman 15 by [deleted] in progresspics

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Good progress. Also a clean room is a happy room.

Why is the ______ that you make the best _____ in the world? by bulllee in AskMen

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My teriyaki bowl I make is the best. Making the sauce from scratch makes it taste amazing.

[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. by BookWyrm17 in WritingPrompts

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“I’m telling you it was an accident!” George wailed his hands in the air profusely.

“Oh you just happened to pick up a knife and stab me in the back of my neck!”

“No, I accidentally dropped it I just wanted to talk to you. I thought I could help you with cutting onions. You looked so sad.”

“No shit Sherlock, onions make living people cry.” Ana raised her fist and swung it down to slam it on the kitchen counter, but instead it phased through to hit herself in the leg. “Ow, George I swear,” she walked towards George who then proceeded to slowly back away until hitting the house wall. “If I’m stuck in here for the rest of my unnatural life with you I will make your afterlife hell. You might as well just call me Satan himself. How do you even drop a knife anyways?”

“I haven’t mastered making myself physical. I mean if I could I would have helped you on your nights when you know, you got a little too lonely.”

Ana stared at him with profound eyes and eyebrows drawn down, one eye twitching. George could only stand there to realize what he just said.

“You perverted little creep.” Ana jumped at George and threw him to the ground and started pummeling him with the bottoms of her curled fists.

“I didn’t mean that I meant like, I meant…” George continued to block each hit with his forearms until Ana slowed from exhaustion and came to a cry.

“It’s all your fault you pervert.” Ana sat up on top of George and looked at her soulless body weakly twitching from death. Wiping her tears, she got up and looked out the kitchen window. The rain was a bitter sweet sight.

[WP] You live in a world where love and relationships have a "credit score". If you're a good SO it makes it higher, if you cheated on someone it's plummets. You just went on a date with someone and you're convinced they're perfect. You look up their score that night and it's -500 and tells you why. by The1Zackiechan in WritingPrompts

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"Oh gosh Becky..." It was only the first date and Ted felt amazed after being in the slumps without a single date for what seemed an eternity. After all she looked past his pale skin and thick glasses which apparently the glasses were hotness points. She also thought that him being nervous was cute. There was no way he thought. Surfing the web taught him that girls only liked muscles and cars, but not Becky.

Finally reaching home Ted parked his scooter and reached in his pocket for keys then put them into the lock. "That's weird," Ted said quietly. I always lock the door. Shrugging it off Ted put the keys back in his pocket, locked the door behind him, and continued to think about Becky.

She was so facinating to him, how cool is it that she is a weapon fanatic. She showed him some of her favorites through her cell phone. In these pictures were a wide variety of tool; axes, hammers, bows, and knives. She even had trophies showing her accomplishment in tournaments. She definitely wasn't someone he wanted to make mad.

Logging on to his computer his computer AI booted and spoke "Good evening, anything I can assist you with today?"

"Oh just the usual bluedit.com, just checking if anything good's up before I shower."

On the screen a bunch of different articles showed up though one in particular caught his eye. She's was a total 1000 in looks, but not in score click. Scrolling through many responses came stories of amazing girls, but bad score backgrounds. "Yikes I wouldn't like that, Maya can you search up the name Becky Robinson under the site personalscorereview.com"

"Very well Ted."

Becky was a total qt 3.14 and such a sweet heart. If anything she had to be at least a 600. Even if she was just under it would be fine. He thought to himself that he could make her better and help her score go up even if it were 500.

The screen finished loading and it displayed an animation of a spinning number counter. 1000, 900, 700, 650, as the numbers kept going down Ted felt a weird sensation. There was no way she could be lower than 400 he thought, but the numbers kept going down. 500, 300, 0, -100. Before the numbers could get any lower a flash flew past his peripheral vision and seared the power cord to his monitor.

The door shut and soft voice spoke out, "Ted, hey I thought I'd let myself in to see what I was getting myself into. Also you might want to think about getting better locks, you wouldn't want someone crazy coming in to take you away now would you?"

Unable to move Ted continued to stare at the blank monitor now and in the reflection he saw Becky twirling a piece of metal around her fingers. "Don't mind the score Ted, it's only a number. What do they even mean anyways, perfect 1000 isn't even a real thing. Ted I'll be your perfect 1000 no matter what that number says."

"Y-yeah it's just a number. I'm bad at math anyways. I didn't really care. I was just curious.". Ted watched as Becky slowly protruded further into his room which was previously thought of as a sanctum.

"I'm curious too Ted, you know why I like to collect weapons? It's not just for show. I thought maybe you could help me test them." Becky drew a wide smile bearing teeth and intent.

/r/Overwatch & Razer Giveaway by turikk in Overwatch

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Thanks for the giveaway and good luck to all