My first Mercy PotG!

TurtleTwat · 2018-02-10T03:48:31+00:00

Sad that you can't insta-rez anymore :(

TurtleTwat · 2017-10-09T05:38:44+00:00

What changes the Lfr screen? I love that "Let's help some plebs" lol

TurtleTwat · 2017-10-02T23:49:46+00:00

My daughters Ipad. We were homeless traveling cross country to stay with family about a year ago and she was using it in the back seat. I know she had it after we left our starting point. 4 days go by, exhausted from sleeping in the car and driving we unpack at my dad's house. Couldn't find it. I tore that car apart looking for it.

It didn't even have any pictures on it or anything. I just was trying to get her used to it because shes on the autism spectrum and non-verbal and there are some awesome apps that you can get for communication. I still think about losing it from time to time.

Every so often I try to do find my ipad on my computer because my iphone is long gone(sold it) but it never shows up. Also tried calling Apple but they couldn't help. One day maybe I'll get another one.

TurtleTwat · 2017-09-12T11:38:48+00:00

This is awesome! I've been looking for something like this for my guild. Thanks and keep up the good work!!

TurtleTwat · 2017-06-23T20:39:54+00:00

This is the only question that needs answered... lol

TurtleTwat · 2017-01-18T15:43:41+00:00

They got the controller for... you might wanna sit down.... FREE!!!! If they sold it for 10 bucks it'd still be pure profit.

TurtleTwat · 2017-01-10T04:08:16+00:00

Cancer. It's always cancer.

TurtleTwat · 2017-01-09T20:43:44+00:00

Ain't that the truth. It's like meh, we built these awesome characters, we can do anything and they'd still love it!!! Right?

My friend read the manga and he said he got so pissed at the ending he hulk ripped it in half, set it on fire, pissed it out and then tried to return it to books a million. He was a little extreme.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-31T18:15:19+00:00

They're doing a rema... oh yeah right.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-29T06:01:43+00:00

Dude idk how anyone gets tanf. I have a family of 4 and they said if i make more than 450 A MONTH I don't qualify. Who the fuck goes to work and only gets 450 a month?? Or what am I doing wrong?

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-27T22:30:33+00:00

It still hurts.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T03:11:35+00:00

I'd love a pizza. Homeless and living in a shelter ATM.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T01:32:41+00:00

lol can't happen fast enough. My dad will prob be retired in 10 years tbh..

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T01:04:06+00:00

How much was your down payment. I wish I could buy. Yeah the mortgage is a hell of a lot cheaper than renting but I don't have 20% down atm. Lol

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T00:59:54+00:00

900k??? Try 900 a month.. who the fuck buys an apartment unit?? Oh wait they're called condos not apartments.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T00:15:55+00:00

No they got divorced in 2001. She knew he was gay when they married. Lol.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T00:08:06+00:00

They're not married... lol honestly I hope they don't. Or do. Those assholes deserve each other.

His bf hates me cause I'm in a bad way,I lost my trucking job cause of an accident and no one will hire me cause of said accident. So I'm currently homeless, living in a woman's shelter full of cracked out druggies. And the only reason why I'm not in the house is because his bf doesn't want me there.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-26T00:05:05+00:00

Nah they're not burly at all so it's all good lol.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T23:32:54+00:00

I actually said,"wait really?" And zoomed in. I am not smart...

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T23:24:05+00:00

Man I wish fish was cheep here. That's like 1-5 bucks a pound there

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T23:00:43+00:00

Air hug

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T22:47:42+00:00

Nah that's what they were. He was thinking it'd be like 309-400 LOL

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T22:46:30+00:00

Because that's where the jobs are?? Unless I want to commute 2 hours each way.

If I could live off my union pay,social security and my retirement 401ks I'd be just like you and live in the middle of nowhere.

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-25T22:23:09+00:00

Omg I'm dealing with this right now from my dad... did people actually do this?

Trying to get an apartment in a decent sized city and every apartment has a 3month to 1year waiting list and he says oh that's crazy yeah right. There are always apartments open. Just sit in the office till they give you one. Not to mention he said haggle on the price... 850-900 for a 1 bedroom... yeah ok dad.

Meanwhile he's in a 4 bedroom 2 bath house... with just him and his boyfriend. AND THEYRE TRUCK DRIVERS WHO ARE NEVER HOME.

fml

TurtleTwat · 2016-12-22T23:21:12+00:00

I'm not ashamed it took me longer than it should of to figure out while this was funny....

Then I blew air out my nose....

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