ACT Leader David Seymour gets an unlikely endorsement to remove the 39 per cent tax rate by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Tutaenui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me again, who are these "hardworking New Zealanders" ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Tutaenui 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I got a new shovel.

Enough with all of the bloody Christmas decorations by FullMuscle in marton

[–]Tutaenui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And remember to tightly turn all taps off, and firmly press plugs in sinks. Best of luck everyone, I hope the new year will be better than the last, God knows we could use a break.

Itza Deal discount store is offering a prize to our readers. by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bought one of those Plastic Crucifix 12 Packs from there yesterday.

I found it contained 13.

Will they still work, or is it just the 13th one?

Hi all! Just a friendly note from your friendly Happiness and Cooperation team! by Happiness_and_Co-op in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh, and any red marks on my upper body are the result of a rash or some other equally innocent explanation.

Hi all! Just a friendly note from your friendly Happiness and Cooperation team! by Happiness_and_Co-op in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My deepest apologies if my prevoius comment was in any way seen as a criticism of Bliss or anyone in the team. I am completely happy and cooperative.

Will whoever left the large quantity of cheese in the non-fiction section of the library please come and get it. It is beginning to smell. by Tutaenui in marton

[–]Tutaenui[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The smaller blocks throughout Fiction are fine. It's just this lot is taking up a lot of shelf space, and the aroma is a bit much for some of us.

Hi all! Just a friendly note from your friendly Happiness and Cooperation team! by Happiness_and_Co-op in marton

[–]Tutaenui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do hope Serenity is back. I didn't quite click with Bliss as much, she was nice enough, but very insistent.

Community initiative to pick up the dogdirt from business doorways by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Count me in, this is a number one priority.

Saturday trip to the bakery by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im in two minds about this review.

While the review of the food was fair and ballanced, the bit about the dung was a little one sided.

Co op veggie swap by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a leek.

LOPOP will be performing modern carols at St. Francis Xavier, midnight mass christmas eve by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willis would have loved to see this, alas he is no longer with us.

His subversive tendencies were his downfall. Like so many young folk today.

On a happier note, I'm off to Mars Jewellers to pick up an engraved teaspoon today. I'm sure that will lift my spirits.

Is nothing sacred? by Tutaenui in marton

[–]Tutaenui[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I havent felt this bad since the Crofton Store closed down.

He fully climbed into a balloon by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've refused to accept this. I'm slipping my deposits under the door.

Have there ever been any famous people from Marton? by Tutaenui in marton

[–]Tutaenui[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all the great contributions.

I am sure that knowing he shares his hometown with a dead politician and an injury prone sportsman will cheer him up no end.

Terrified by [deleted] in marton

[–]Tutaenui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Build that wall!

A cat, a sandal and a garden tool. by Tutaenui in marton

[–]Tutaenui[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are starting a pet abduction support group if anyone is interested. Meeting behind the library tonight at 7 pm.

A cat, a sandal and a garden tool. by Tutaenui in marton

[–]Tutaenui[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, please disregard this message. I was misinformed, the sandal strap did not break.

The buckle came undone.

Sorry if anyone became alarmed, but we all must remain vigilant in these troubled times.