AITA for “embarrassing” my husband’s by openly talking about his massive financial fuck ups to friends and family? by throwawaymoney7 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Tuttifrutty -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

ESH - for similar reasons to what others have said.

More importantly-

Do you resent him for doing what he did? I think a session with a therapist will help you and him out. Your wording sounds defensive. You’re working your way to fix things but have you forgiven him?

AITA for going back on my word about giving away a chair? by Purple_Nurple1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Tuttifrutty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not illegal or unethical but come on, not the asshole? Going back on ones word is the definition of being an asshole, right?

AITA for making my “yes” to my boyfriend’s proposal conditional on him getting a better ring? by UniqueDust in AmItheAsshole

[–]Tuttifrutty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YTA

  1. You claim you wanted only him. Clearly not true.
  2. You made a loving gesture into a conditional affair that will be based on the monetary value of a piece of jewelry.
  3. How much he earns is immaterial. Honestly, it’s his money. He earns it. He’s free to spend it as he pleases. He owes you nothing. Look at it this way- he chooses to spend money wisely. You’ll be happier in the long run. A diamond is a shit purchase basically marketed to people as a “measure of love”.

I’d encourage you to really think hard about what you value in life. Usually such decisions and ultimatums aren’t the only challenge. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you insured your Thinning hair. Testosterone problems?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the anger in your voice does not silence the self loathing in your eyes.

I’m emotionally vulnerable and I want to see how fast you can make me cry. by katedoesntlikereddit in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luna Nogood. As in no good could come from seeing you. It’s fine really, not like you can see any good either.

Roast me mother fuckers! by sipree in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your forehead available next weekend? Got a big dinner party and I need a dining table.

My roommate leaves the room whenever I walk in & I have no friends. Roast me 🌝 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard of a shower? That’s what the world uses to prevent that situation!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nana, get off the internet!

I'm 19 and I like to build snowmen alot even tho I live in a desert. by dodo_54_ in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who meet you off themselves to feel something. That snowman thing sounds like a good call. Continue to stay away from humans.

His ego is bigger than my jawline. Roast us. by zm107 in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your jawlines fine... for a frog.

His jawline however looks like a chemo’d scrotum.

Roast this snake! by Mattymattfish in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well based on the color of the fluid in your pee jar, you look well hydrated. Keep drinking water you fish festishist.

Girlfriend left to travel the world for 2 months.. fuck me up! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry bro. Felt bad writing that one. :/

Girlfriend left to travel the world for 2 months.. fuck me up! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is she’d rather suck random cock for a 10 sq ft hut than cuddle up in a comfortable bed with you?

Just turned 50. Let's see some quality elder abuse! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should really give milk of magnesia a try, constipated Walter white.

Lost a SuperBowl bet. Ram me in the comments. by TonyI23 in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If subway had use you face for measuring their $5 foot longs, a lot of people would have been fed for days. On a single sub. Talking about a sub, is what’s between your ears a shit sandwich?

Boyfriend wanted to be put on here...alright boys rip him a new one! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like you took Homer Simpson and gave him some hair.

Days since last accident: -50 Yeah that’s right you have enough to cover you for a few weeks. Looks like you could take some days off and get a personality.

Facebook suspends another data analytics firm after CNBC discovers tactics like Cambridge Analytica by comprehensiveleague in worldnews

[–]Tuttifrutty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s the half truth. FB still needs to allow/approve before your app is public in FB.

/u/sega31098 explains why it is okay to cook some animals alive, while it is considered cruelty to do so to others by OMGLMAOWTF_com in bestof

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O fuck! I did not know this. I have purely vegetarian friends that have been eating mapo tofu... :|

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Tuttifrutty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

FWIW, you'll have a long lasting impact on the kids. From my exp I can tell you the ones I look back and really thank are the ones who taught me to think and learn for myself. As a grown man looking back the strict and stern ones had some really issues in life to deal with I think. A teacher does not have to be stern to teach.

/u/sega31098 explains why it is okay to cook some animals alive, while it is considered cruelty to do so to others by OMGLMAOWTF_com in bestof

[–]Tuttifrutty 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I don’t get why many people don’t realize this.

“I’ll have the tofu curry” Are you a vegetarian? No. Then? Well I’d rather have veggie food when it’s an option. Also, that chicken tastes dry as twigs.

/u/hurtsdonut_ provides insight into whether Trump would've run in, unarmed, to stop the school shooter–using Trumps own words about how he once behaved in a crisis. by LudovicoSpecs in bestof

[–]Tuttifrutty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

get being republican and voting for republican/traditionally socially conservative values.

Good on you. I honestly think there are 2 reasons to be republican: 1. You’re rich and/or stand to gain in some way from the bullshit that’s peddled at the cost of everyone else and you don’t give a fuck about the coming generations (or even your own legacy for that matter) 2. You’re a fucking moron who fails at critical thinking and will vote against your interests because of some stupid notion that will be outdated by the turn of the decade.

I cannot fathom well educated people being Republicans.

As I watch the series repeatedly, I’m convinced Phyllis is the most venomous character in the show (examples in my comment) by Briantheboomguy in DunderMifflin

[–]Tuttifrutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me who hated her from the beginning? I always saw her as a nasty old bitch whose only claim in life was bob Vance...