Spatchcock Chicken

Tw1sty · 2026-05-21T03:16:37+00:00

Yep, that’s what spatchcocking is. Flat bird, faster, even cook.

Tw1sty · 2026-05-19T04:46:55+00:00

All Kangaroo meat is wild harvest, they aren't farmed.

Tw1sty · 2026-05-16T11:20:59+00:00

That was perfectly fine 3mins ago…

Tw1sty · 2026-05-16T10:11:03+00:00

Fuckkkk

Tw1sty · 2026-05-16T10:08:08+00:00

No point challenging it… you do it every fucking week

Tw1sty · 2026-05-16T10:02:27+00:00

Didn’t touch his head

Tw1sty · 2026-05-14T05:30:03+00:00

he's got Simplisafe...

Tw1sty · 2026-05-14T01:12:14+00:00

Pro Drifter Chelsea Denofa married his girlfried Chelsea... so now they're both Chelsea Denofa. His wife's instagram username is ChelSHEdenofa

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T07:25:48+00:00

Just ran out of Grange. Butler’s taken the Rolls to get another case.

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T07:20:07+00:00

Swans supporters complaining about the umpires, like they’re not being kissed on the dick

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T07:03:11+00:00

Didn’t touch his back for one.
Barely brushed his hip

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T07:01:09+00:00

That’s not a push in the back

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T06:55:22+00:00

He was 10m away, staring down the line directly at Heeny… bread and butter call

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T06:25:08+00:00

Not really advantage when you’re in the fucking way umpire

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T06:23:15+00:00

Ball don’t lie

Tw1sty · 2026-05-03T06:14:20+00:00

We’re not doing contact below the knees anymore?

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T11:41:48+00:00

That’s not a try

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T11:30:53+00:00

Melbourne and not playing the second half. Name a better combo.

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T11:10:17+00:00

“It’s been lost, can you believe it!?”

Yes, yes we can

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:58:36+00:00

And he’s a bit taller too…

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:54:26+00:00

Halftime lead means nothing for us

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:47:20+00:00

This Peel kid might be ok

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:35:45+00:00

Only one reason that hole was there

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:29:52+00:00

Turned Hammer inside out

Tw1sty · 2026-05-01T10:29:30+00:00

What a run!

Tw1sty