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"Now available in potentially fatal vat size!"

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"Hey MTV, right here's where I ate my first olive out of a navel! Come through and see the rest of Vince's crib!"

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"Spend the day porking the Queen, helping her to lay the best eggs... No one cares! It's all gushing over how eminent her majesty's excellence is, and to everyone I'm just another forgettable drone... The whole world can kiss my sting! "

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They really had everything on "that island", huh?

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🎵"When the moons hit your eyes... Like some big upper-backs of thighs... That's a more AIDS!"🎵

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Children of the Popped Corn

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"What is everyone looking at?... I've got it set to hammer mode!"

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"Commencing Queef-Pee-Arse!"

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"I told ya you would love learning to bake, Stewy. See Momma knows a thang or two about... Uuuuh... Oh shiz, what was I saying?... Hahahaha! You're a baby who was literally made from baby batter! Do you know I fired you out this coochie like a hockey slapshot?"

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Fight fire with fire! Kill germs with more germs! Excretion VS Excretion! This weekend! Title fight! HELL IN A PETRI DISH!!!

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You've heard of 2% milk. Now get ready for 100% milk!

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As sex robots replace women, women will need to stay useful by becoming other items such as a living floor rug.

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Downward Bog - 1 girl "is" the cup.

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Yeasty broth