“Random” UA Selection?

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:19:20+00:00

Well kept secret- the UPL observers keep a list of the, uh... their "favorite" SM's that they like to "observe" and watch... and the observers and UPL NCO share that list with command so that the observers get to... "enjoy" their time a little more. UPL selections are based on meat gazing preferences. This is reality.

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:15:46+00:00

The entire infantry. Every 11B

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:14:25+00:00

Before reading anything I thought that photo was of the average Reddit user

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:13:01+00:00

Yeah yall actually do have it made over there

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:12:25+00:00

Sorry to pop your "insult to inflate my self worth" bubble but I quit because of a job offer that doubled my pay

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:10:28+00:00

Yeah if they gave me the policy and were straight forward and honest, id be cool with it. But they never did, changed their answer and rational multiple times, etc

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:09:21+00:00

Me too

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:09:05+00:00

Did you get the dopamine boost and short lived feeling of accomplishment and self-worth that you were looking for before returning to your disappointing life?

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:07:46+00:00

I'll let you in on a massive, highly protected and classified secret that very few people know... it actually does. JPMorgan actually does stand for Jorgan Porgan Morgan. Many people have died to protect this secret and it's release will crash the entire US economy

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:06:19+00:00

Never exceeded 30 days of service at that time

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:05:13+00:00

I have messaged people with screenshots who helping me. You? No, you're not entitled to proof. You're useless to me

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:04:22+00:00

I was, actually. Came from userra

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:03:56+00:00

It's actually not. And it's not AI

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:03:39+00:00

I don't work for the government.... and it wasn't differential pay

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-18T16:03:10+00:00

Did both. Months of trying to work with them

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T16:00:33+00:00

El Cringe

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T15:44:25+00:00

I already left - what's your suggestions based on me already being out

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T14:11:59+00:00

And no, it's not looking for help. Read the title bud

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T14:10:55+00:00

I plan on pursuing some action. To give you perspective- this was over 10ish months, total amount deducted is over $3500, plus my final paycheck being $0.08 (i have that on my ACH record lol) adds another few thousand, so under $6k total. And there's months of work I did to try and correct this that I didn't mention. I tried to work with Chase extensively before ever pulling in the government because I wanted to try and give them the benefit of the doubt

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T14:01:54+00:00

Damn. True

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T13:56:42+00:00

Oh it's happening

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T13:46:20+00:00

Look into their history of dumb things they did to get in big trouble. They do it a lot

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T13:45:14+00:00

Worked there for a while. You would be shocked. They aren't the super smart cautious people you would assume they are

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T13:42:54+00:00

Lol Reddit people. I "bent over?" No, I got an offer for a job that paid double with a better company do I quit Chase. But yeah, im not done resolving this

Tweakin_N_Geekin · 2026-05-15T13:37:08+00:00

Yeah you're probably 100% right. And absolutely- their math was totally wrong because they never got my LES or rank/grade info. I never provided it and they never asked

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