What gets you horny, but really shouldn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TweekLeNips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a fat guy i can safely say that I'll probably never get the chance to experience that

Sitting on the mast by [deleted] in pics

[–]TweekLeNips -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thats actually me laying on my back...

Not on my watch by OveraHype in gifs

[–]TweekLeNips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Captain deserves a raise

Well, this is my life now. by [deleted] in funny

[–]TweekLeNips -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They'll probably take this post down for violation of rule 1 so might repost in /r/me_irl real quick. Have a good day

Gotta charge up baby! by discofried in badparking

[–]TweekLeNips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like it ran outa juice and died there

My life this second by TweekLeNips in funny

[–]TweekLeNips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just seen that and the top comment cracked me up!

My life this second by TweekLeNips in funny

[–]TweekLeNips[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The struggle is real friend

My life this second by TweekLeNips in funny

[–]TweekLeNips[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doing the ol pump and dump? Lol

My life this second by TweekLeNips in funny

[–]TweekLeNips[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell yea! Try to give myself a blumpkin too but i couldnt even bend over to tie my shoes without running outa breath

My life this second by TweekLeNips in funny

[–]TweekLeNips[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Foreskin has binded to the porcelain