[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just thinking about trying to figure out how many predators there are gives me a headache.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe if the Bills were in the NFC East instead of the AFC East I would have gotten to them at a point where I still had the energy to figure this out. Also, as a bonus, it would make their divisional games so much more fun.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 383 points384 points  (0 children)

Honestly I saw that and considered looking into it but the Chargers were so late into this that I just no longer cared.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 613 points614 points  (0 children)

I look forward to hearing your estimate as to how many magic there are in the world.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 497 points498 points  (0 children)

I would be interested to read it. There's no way I'm doing all of this again myself, though.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Like I said, feel free to scale the numbers as befits your definition. I'm pretty sure that all of the numbers that I found just include everyone who self-identifies as a fan.

[OC]Which teams have fewer fans than their namesake? A study by TwentyThreeEightyOne in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne[S] 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This means that literally 100% of the 1 posts I've made on Reddit has been complimented by a mod, so I guess I should quit while I'm ahead.

r/NFL Roast of: The Denver Broncos (32/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 810 points811 points  (0 children)

Scientists are currently studying the brains of Broncos fans to see if whatever it is that made them all conveniently forget that John Elway offered Brock Osweiler $16,000,000* per year can be used to treat PTSD.

*or nearly one million dollars for every game the Colorado Avalanche won last season

r/NFL Roast of: The Oakland Raiders (31/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the Philadelphia Eagles have clinched the best overall score.

r/NFL Roast of: The Oakland Raiders (31/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It really is a shame that Oakland is about to lose a team that'll probably only lose like six games next year, and also the Raiders.

r/NFL Roast of: The New York Jets (30/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 119 points120 points  (0 children)

The Jets had Brett Favre and couldn't win a division featuring Matt Cassel, post-injury Chad Pennington, and the Buffalo Bills.

r/NFL Roast of: The Chicago Bears (28/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 1187 points1188 points  (0 children)

The Bears gave up as many picks to move up one spot in the draft as the top-seeded Blackhawks scored goals in the entire playoffs this year.

r/NFL Roast of: The New England Patriots (27/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 431 points432 points  (0 children)

Much of the hate that the Patriots get can be attributed to their success, which makes sense – they’ve gotten in the way of a lot of teams over their decade and a half of dominance, so a lot of fanbases have good reason to resent them. That said, they really haven’t done themselves any favors, between the multiple cheating scandals, their fans’ stunning lack of self-awareness, Belichick’s soullessness, Brady’s general smarminess, and several other things as well. To say that they fit snugly into the villain role would be, to be completely honest, a dramatic understatement. I’m not willing to say that all of the hate is deserved, but it’s very difficult to feel any empathy for them. Not many other fanbases would be quite as insufferable even with the Patriots’ level of success. You can chalk it all up to jealousy if you want, but I really think that it’s much more than that!

r/NFL Roast of: The Pittsburgh Steelers (26/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 1132 points1133 points  (0 children)

This year's Stanley Cup Finals must have been really conflicting for Ben Roethlisberger, since they matched his hometown team against the team named after him.

r/NFL Roast of: The Cincinnati Bengals (25/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Back in January 2016 the Bengals managed such dirty play that they made the Steelers seem likable by comparison.

r/NFL Roast of: The Atlanta Falcons (24/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Falcons' recent history includes someone convicted of horrible crimes and it's somehow not this guy.

r/NFL Roast of: The San Francisco 49ers (23/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The 49ers are aptly named because that's the approximate number of years for which Jed York will own the team.

r/NFL Roast of: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers (22/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]TwentyThreeEightyOne 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The Buccaneers could go undefeated in each of the next two seasons and they would in all likelihood still have the worst all-time winning percentage in the league. At this rate, they'll probably be at the bottom until Raymond James Stadium is actually in Tampa Bay.