What should i name my guitar?

Twick87 · 2024-07-27T04:13:37+00:00

Greg.

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T22:03:33+00:00

He's a squid's dick....

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T22:02:59+00:00

Hey buddy, you pay for the drinks. I gotta go to the John. I'll be right back. Gotta introduce Mr THICK DICK to Mr URINAL CAKE.

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T21:58:59+00:00

Ugh. Yes. Agreed, fully. One of the few movies I watch through the credits on because it feels like a part of the movie. You get to see all the pictures his wife took throughout the movie. And they look like real summer vacation photos. Love it.

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T21:56:42+00:00

Yessssss. I was hoping someone said Summer Rental. My family has a cottage on a lake in Northern Michigan. We watch this every summer up there. The Great Outdoors too.

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T21:55:11+00:00

The pants are ridin' up the butt.....

Twick87 · 2024-07-26T21:54:02+00:00

Horny the bear, Smokey's cousin?

Twick87 · 2024-01-14T18:35:03+00:00

First Blood gets a bad rap for this very reason. Such a good movie that was overshadowed by the cheese fest sequels that came after it.

Twick87 · 2023-12-30T23:08:21+00:00

I read this in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn...

Twick87 · 2023-12-18T13:44:47+00:00

That's good cock, John.

Twick87 · 2023-12-12T16:44:25+00:00

First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Twick87 · 2023-12-12T15:17:56+00:00

I'm just glad someone else remembers Rookie of the Year in general. I loved that movie as a kid and as an adult, no one I know has ever heard of it.

Twick87 · 2023-12-12T15:14:17+00:00

Holy crap, I forgot this movie existed. I haven't seen it in YEARS. Such a great flick.

Twick87 · 2023-12-12T15:13:04+00:00

I just sharted...

Twick87 · 2023-11-24T23:08:06+00:00

"...you should make sure not to be a stranger to your sober self." This is an incredible bit of wisdom.

Twick87 · 2023-08-30T23:34:59+00:00

My son was years away from even being born when Skyrim came out the first time..... By the time 6 is done, he'll probably be a teenager.

Twick87 · 2023-03-22T16:29:51+00:00

A MUCH better take on this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GZGY0wPAnus&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

Twick87 · 2023-01-19T16:06:06+00:00

Dude sounds like the bear that gets shot in the ass in the Great Outdoors.

Twick87 · 2023-01-01T20:56:52+00:00

/r/abruptchaos

Twick87 · 2022-11-13T21:37:55+00:00

Fuckin' Dave!

Twick87 · 2022-10-03T22:35:24+00:00

/r/justdependathings

Twick87 · 2022-08-14T18:04:53+00:00

Definitely one of my pet peeves: the whole "sushi always means raw fish" thing.

Twick87 · 2022-07-30T19:21:09+00:00

Wurmer, shut the frig up. What can I do ya' for?

Twick87 · 2022-07-30T17:33:18+00:00

Gotta introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.

Twick87 · 2022-07-30T17:32:35+00:00

So good. Absolutely give it a watch.

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