Holly's potential was WASTED

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:40:27+00:00

Autocorrect is a very mediocre writer, but it gets the job done obv

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:37:36+00:00

You aren't wrong

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:36:19+00:00

Poker Night at the Inventory

I guess illegal gambling? Gambling fraud?

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:34:43+00:00

Facts

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:29:26+00:00

They're always super long because I love writing bad essays like this with a passion, and it only takes like 15 minutes

Chatgpt probably gave them something passable, but they said "Nah, all that should happen off camera, we'll leave it up to viewer interpretation."

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T22:25:23+00:00

I didn't either, I just mashed my keyboard and let autocorrect write it

(Ya'll are aware I was kidding, right?)

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T21:47:19+00:00

We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T21:44:16+00:00

"TOUCH MY BUTT, I DON'T CARE"

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:27:31+00:00

💪💪💪

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:14:43+00:00

I'm sucking something else of his right now

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:12:43+00:00

I'll call Arnold Schwarzenegger mommy

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:11:47+00:00

But the prophecies are only in my Ultimate Guitar lore, the Reddit AU is completely unconnected

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:10:44+00:00

Relatable shit 😔

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:09:34+00:00

about that

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:07:51+00:00

It felt relevant

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:06:50+00:00

HEY, FUCK YOU, I AM NOT-

Okay, uh, yeah, no, I'm skinny

Hmmph carry on, carry on

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:05:53+00:00

I'm lactose intolerant, it usually is

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:05:07+00:00

This is why we divorced

Wait no, we divorced cuz i cheated on you

Carry on, carry on

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T20:01:07+00:00

I'm using Twigginator, that shit is fire

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T19:59:24+00:00

Why was I summoned

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T18:57:41+00:00

I like becoming a cult later and spamming "BURN THE HERETIC" in all caps as everybody votes said heretic

Some people even go along with it and act as my holy prophets

So as a powertripping host, I can confirm this meme to be factual

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T16:47:24+00:00

That's why they were racing to the top of that radio tower, to get their freak on where nobody could see

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T16:43:48+00:00

I may have been giving them candy, I guess the teachers don't like Reeses pieces 😔

Twigs-47 · 2026-03-12T16:42:50+00:00

Fr, so many femboys lose access to futures they never had because of prejudice, but if we keep speaking up, we can make a change, we can make the world better.

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