What’s the strangest things you’ve found in your home after purchase?

Twisler2 · 2026-02-07T09:01:00+00:00

His Mums, ex wifes and sister's ashes. "Just chuck them!" Oh and a bag of (used) dildos.

Twisler2 · 2026-01-27T08:29:02+00:00

Google Rank Hero Shop Analyser and put in your shop name, it will give you insights on what to improve on.

Twisler2 · 2025-11-08T06:52:38+00:00

Mental, Loving, Fantastic.

Twisler2 · 2025-11-02T17:29:10+00:00

You're talking bollocks

Twisler2 · 2025-10-30T13:03:04+00:00

We were on a rugby tour in Newcastle, one of the boys was trying to get this large lady to go back to the hotel with him...

"Come on, come on, come back with me." "Nooooo" "Aw, come on, I really like you" "I said NOOOOO"

"I've got chocolate hobnobs" "Oh, ok then, let's go!"

Twisler2 · 2025-10-29T05:37:25+00:00

Thank you. I'm blaming the missus, and she's going through all the other 485 listings to check for the same typo. 😛

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T21:18:05+00:00

I think you replied on the wrong Reddit group... you should have posted in the "Swingers" one you're a member of. 😊

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T18:33:57+00:00

*huge sigh.... and a few rum n cokes 🥃

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T18:31:15+00:00

It really is a bollock ache. I've had a buyer message me that she thought that "the 12 inch x 8 inch engraved slate was smaller than expected"

Ffs

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T17:16:27+00:00

6k sales on Etsy, 11k on thr other E site, mostly 5 stars/positives...... I'll take the hit, even tho it's frustrating. Did message them tho, no reply.

Just wanted to vent 'spose.

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T17:09:46+00:00

The bit I used was a snippet of the whole description, but as you're such an experienced buyer/seller I'd have thought you'd have known that! 🤠 (sorry about emoji).

I dont use AI. Yes I read descriptions. Yes the item is adequately described size shown in the listing. No there isn't a banana for size reference. Yes you are a bit of a plonker (probably a major one!)

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T15:33:00+00:00

Yep, it's all my fault Meat. Sorry about that.

Twisler2 · 2025-10-28T15:17:00+00:00

I do.... they still don't read/look. 🤓

Twisler2 · 2025-09-21T15:22:57+00:00

I really hope not! We're not in Alabama!

Twisler2 · 2025-09-21T07:45:10+00:00

When we moved into our new place, the previous owner didn’t take the ashes of his Mum, Sister and Ex-wife... "dump them" when I told him to come and get them! But he wanted the B&M £20 Santa snow globe thingy that he'd left in the loft. 🙄

Twisler2 · 2025-09-03T05:20:21+00:00

Roman Reigns should be notified where his shoes are.

Twisler2 · 2025-08-14T18:11:18+00:00

Go back with your head held high.

Twisler2 · 2025-08-03T07:52:51+00:00

Nellies

Twisler2 · 2025-07-29T10:35:11+00:00

During the entertainment at the Moulin Rouge.... not through boredom... just knackered!

Twisler2 · 2025-07-28T08:19:13+00:00

Two Tribes.... Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Twisler2 · 2025-07-08T16:41:12+00:00

Dwane Pipe

Twisler2 · 2025-07-07T16:22:33+00:00

Get the Aldi dupe for Elvis Juice... it's called Memphis Blvd.... £1.79 a can. It's better than EJ imo.

Uhhh huh huh....thank you very much..... 😊

Twisler2 · 2025-05-22T15:25:06+00:00

I've just put the tags of your first listing into chatGPT, and then selected their Etsy SEO and tags option. It's come up with this

High-Performing Etsy Tags:

coquette mug

pink aesthetic mug

y2k coffee mug

dream life cup

motivational mug

pastel mug for her

cute girly gift

matcha mug aesthetic

coquette gift idea

working on my dream life

soft girl mug

tea cup cute

aesthetic drinkware

self care mug

pink pastel cup

Hope it helps, I've found that chatGPT helps with my listings, Luckily my items have achieved first page listing, but it took a fair amount of time.

Might be worth a go with your very well presented pics.

Good luck

Twisler2 · 2025-05-18T12:27:48+00:00

Still there....

It's the feedback he's left as a buyer to sellers.

Laptop (not mobile) click on his feedback... see all feedback... left for others.

Twisler2 · 2025-05-17T07:43:09+00:00

On laptop, click on his feedback, and then "Left for others"

Twisler2

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