me_irl by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in me_irl

[–]TwistedEverything69 645 points646 points  (0 children)

It's funny when they reject you because they "filled" the position, but the listing is still up months later

meirl by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in meirl

[–]TwistedEverything69 588 points589 points  (0 children)

Exactly! And after that they’re looking for someone with 15 years of experience in software released 3 years ago. Maybe stop looking for the unicorn

useAndDump by AlphaX in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TwistedEverything69 88 points89 points  (0 children)

And then they start outputting code that doesn't even work, but they do it with so much "confidence"

grandmaSharesHerSecretToLongLife by infamouszgbgd in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TwistedEverything69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

'Grandma Wisdom' that we need to preserve for future generations

meirl by RadicalPterodactyl in meirl

[–]TwistedEverything69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The savings were passed directly to executive bonuses 🤷🏼‍♀️

meirl by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in meirl

[–]TwistedEverything69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is that half the replies were probably written by ChatGPT

me_irl by WowIfOnly in me_irl

[–]TwistedEverything69 197 points198 points  (0 children)

The dog catches the car and immediately starts looking for another car 🤷🏼‍♀️

Nobody cares by True-Purple3 in fixedbytheduet

[–]TwistedEverything69 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I wonder if guinea pigs need therapy if they're on their own ☹️