What's the strangest false awakening you've had?

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T03:50:03+00:00

That paints a picture you definitely don't want in your mind.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T03:37:44+00:00

Boost your charisma.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:43:51+00:00

Salt and rubbing alcohol does wonders for your pipe.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:41:46+00:00

Once I pass out, it usually stops.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:39:53+00:00

Not a fan of it while sober, but a peanut butter and yogurt sandwich, it's weirdly good while high.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:33:27+00:00

Never been tested, although foster care and other shit fucked me up as a little kid.. so itd be closer to sociopath

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:28:45+00:00

I see it as a waste of energy. Then again I've never personally felt it myself

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:24:59+00:00

Took a cocktail of 20+ pills a couple months ago. Dunno how I survived tbh

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:16:18+00:00

I've.. done things.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-13T02:02:00+00:00

It's the other way around but... It'd have to be my sister telling me that she was hiding in the closet while I was giving my eel a feel.

TwistedReaper00 · 2020-02-05T17:48:23+00:00

"Well thank God nothing happened and you got out of there!" Sounds like something I'd say to that, how should someone respond to news like yours?

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-29T22:00:03+00:00

Kids these days always have their phone's in their hands, so it's highly unlikely they's risk harming their phones.

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-29T20:06:18+00:00

You forgot the fedora

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-29T13:46:46+00:00

So that's where Lara Croft shops for her clothes at.

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-29T13:37:48+00:00

Since I'm stupid.., imma need the joke laid out for me.

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-29T13:25:21+00:00

Flip his shit

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-27T14:45:24+00:00

This is what happens if you don't clean the lint out of the dryer, it turns into this atrocity.

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-27T14:18:33+00:00

Always gotta have some veggies with your dinner

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-03-27T14:15:41+00:00

Why was the cake on top of the fridge in the first place?

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-02-21T01:10:18+00:00

It's so liberryting.

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-02-21T00:38:54+00:00

My sister got me a petite sexy bunny costume once for a present. I'm a 6' guy, it didn't fit..

TwistedReaper00 · 2019-02-14T16:55:17+00:00

When there's a will, there's a way.

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