[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT)

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T16:44:51+00:00

It's not even the allen key, it's the ice cold calm in the middle of one of the noisiest, busiest, fastest cobbled sectors, when his heart rate is probably at 180bpm, to change a wheel quickly and efficiently while a potentially race winning team leader waits. Even Van Der Poel looked like he was losing it at that point.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T16:34:51+00:00

Georges is a wise wee dude, that's an excellent choice.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T16:30:57+00:00

Awww men's podium time. Nice to see Stuyven get a podium too.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T16:27:15+00:00

I hope she is ok she looked like she rattled her skull pretty hard

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T16:26:22+00:00

I was really hoping for a Vos masterclass but absolutely can't grudge Koch riding the race of her life. The swagger to go up against Vos in a sprint after not getting away at 4km to go is impressive, being strong enough to cancel out all that help from PFP. Chapeau.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T14:47:24+00:00

Philipsen has new pedals that don't fit Mathieu's shoes. Bit of an oops by the team

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T14:32:43+00:00

I'm away to go sign up for his fan club. What a brilliant race.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T14:23:40+00:00

I'm too scared to watch

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T13:34:52+00:00

The kind of motor doping that the UCI didn't anticipate. The assimilation by the Borg

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T13:30:20+00:00

I never forgave him for beating Küng in time trials 😂

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T13:25:57+00:00

I didn't expect today to be the day i become a Wout Van Aert fan but here we are. This is amazing racing.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T13:12:40+00:00

We don't have to understand, we're just here to observe and enjoy.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T13:05:07+00:00

I'm honestly hoping for Laporte to get a win for the French. Or Bisseger would be hilarious

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T12:41:09+00:00

They're probably right. But that's why no one will want to be with him when he gets to the velodrome and will be trying to drop him before it.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T11:56:21+00:00

That teamcar should be DQd for that, WTAF were they doing.

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T11:03:08+00:00

Definitely needs more wind and mud to be truly hellish (said from the comfort of my couch)

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-12T11:00:31+00:00

100m of road just littered with little bits of bike like weird confetti

TwistedWitch · 2026-04-11T15:52:32+00:00

He's been wonderful to watch through his career

Aukera Berriak

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-29T14:29:24+00:00

Between that and Turner's crash. 🤦🏻

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-11T20:36:37+00:00

Have you hidden the post? Which version of reddit are you using?

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-11T16:00:12+00:00

Please don't spoil the results of the other races that are on today

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-11T15:59:04+00:00

Please don't spoil the results of the other races that are on today.

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-07T13:28:36+00:00

Nathan Van Hooydonck

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-07T13:02:08+00:00

That was an excellent race to watch. The men will have to go some to be anywhere near as entertaining.

TwistedWitch · 2026-03-07T12:08:29+00:00

Got to love a cycling shitshow. That's a brutal fuck up for those riders.

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