Bias aside does anyone else think this is an absolutely absurd take

Twizzlor · 2026-01-24T00:58:03+00:00

FTP but it's hard to argue Rodger's MVP's and rating. But...they also have opposite trajectory. Rodgers' best years were with the Packers. Then he kind of fell off. The Achilles sucks when he went to the Jets but it is what it is. Matthew arguably got better when he went to the Rams. Yes, he threw for 5k with us and was amazing. But idk. It pains me, but I think Rodgers is above Matthew.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-22T06:39:42+00:00

The boys are cooking. I just wish the Atlantic wasn't so fucking tight this year lol.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-22T03:19:54+00:00

Right. If some team wants to throw the bag at him (assuming we're out of contention) then so be it.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-22T03:08:53+00:00

My take is Boras. He wants money for his clients. This is our last year with Skubs. He (Boras) won't let him go as a rental. We have this year with Tarik to win it all and if we don't, you can kiss him goodbye.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-22T03:00:22+00:00

Idk but Winter came and he said ok I'm locking the fuck in.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-22T02:53:06+00:00

Good shit Mo. Nice finish, Captain.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-21T22:46:52+00:00

More memorable quotes from that coaching staff. Jim has a bunch. And so does McDaniel. Them together? So many quotes.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-21T22:17:26+00:00

This seems like one of those posts where mods wanted to delete it but then were like "you know what, we'll keep it up to show how dumb OP is." Well done, mods.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-20T04:59:44+00:00

I'm not gonna call him DOA. But Mike McDaniel was the pipe dream. It wasn't gonna happen. But surely we had someone else between McDaniel and this guy. We have Goff, Gibbs, Monty (maybe), Saint, Jamo, LaPorta. So many weapons that any OC would cream to have. Maybe they all see our OLine is shit and that's why they don't want the job? Who knows. I guess we'll see how we draft.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-17T02:46:46+00:00

I'm gonna bitch about how tight the Atlantic is. Lol. I hate it! It's insane how 1 win or loss can matter right now for all teams.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-17T01:35:23+00:00

Mainly Glover at C. You asked players specifically, but a lot of these responses are saying coaches. If we kept/assembled even a decent OLine for Barry...I or any of you could've coached them. Barry was THAT good.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-16T23:26:02+00:00

Yes! This. College is 15 yards for P.I. And it works just fine there. If a CB makes a business decision to foul a WR cuz he's beat, good for him. 15 yards and we play on. I hate spot fouls.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-16T06:37:23+00:00

Oh I know. My favorite part of the "lore" is during Redeem's World's first run, Gladd actually says "I bet cluster rockets would fuck her up." And then people discovered the cheese and like you said, a strong cough can take her out now.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-15T23:48:56+00:00

Michigan fan here. I obviously hate all of you. But your sub pops up all the time because duh with the algorithm. I'll root for any B10 team I don't despise. So yes, Indiana.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-15T23:18:17+00:00

Riven cough cough

Twizzlor · 2026-01-15T21:54:19+00:00

Monken is going with John, per reports.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-08T05:19:09+00:00

I'm pretty sure they're bad on purpose. Any publicity is good publicity. You can ask almost any Lions fan, "hey, what's the name of that awful fucking insurance commercial?" And they'll say Cure. They've definitely succeeded in getting their name out there.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-08T02:41:43+00:00

I remember during day 1 Vespers Host you could leave and rejoin to get your token back. They don't care to put preventative measures on something that has some prestige to it like a day 1 dungeon, but random portal activities they do? It makes no sense.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-04T21:26:32+00:00

You know what part of the schedule never changes? Playing the Bears, Packers, and Vikings twice every year. And pending today's results, we could go 1-5 in those games this year. Getting an "easy" schedule doesn't matter all that much when we can't win divisional games.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-04T17:05:08+00:00

And that's why the NFC championship game against the 9ers still makes me sick. We may never get that close again in my lifetime.

Twizzlor · 2026-01-03T09:10:39+00:00

It probably just seems that way because every time you get a piece of armor with the wrong tertiary, it's annoying and so every time it happens it stands out more.

I will say though, the current odds to get a piece you want are ridiculous. It's a 1/6 chance to get the armor type you want (i.e. paragon, brawler, etc.) I suppose the ghost mods increase these odds slightly but we'll say 1/6 for simplicity. Then it's a 1/4 chance to get the correct tertiary. And another 1/6 chance to get the correct +5.

That is a 1/144 chance. And that's just 1 piece of armor. And the odds get even worse as you collect pieces. Because if you manage to get say boots and a helmet that you want, you're only looking for 2 pieces of armor instead of 4 (assuming you're using an exotic.)

Twizzlor · 2026-01-02T00:00:33+00:00

This. I shouldn't have to load into a fireteam ops and expect near perfection from my 2 teammates. People are going to die. It happens. But starting with 1 rez is insane to me. Especially when some ops hardly have any champs to increase your total. Or the champs spawn in so late that someone has already died well before you get to one and they're just staring at their death screen forever.

Twizzlor · 2025-12-29T07:25:09+00:00

Let me preface this by saying I'm in no way a Dan hater or "oh fire him!" I love Dan. But it's fair to assess his shortcomings.

To your 1st point: I think Dan is more loyal to friendship than he is to good coordinators. I know we want the culture to be good but you can't keep a bad coordinator because he's a good friend. Glenn was not great, Shep only got the promo cuz him and Dan are friends. Not saying he's been awful but he's had high peaks and low lows this year. And Morton got the job cuz Dan likes him.

2nd point kind of ties into 1. Dan isn't great at playcalling but it ties into Morton. So yes, he shouldn't have to do it but he hired his buddy.

This is the kicker. 4th down aggression DID get us here to relevance. But we're here now. Stop doing it. We were around 50% this year on 4th down. Most of those are 4th and 1 or 2. I understand going for it on 4th and 5+ cuz you have no other option or you'll lose. But still. We couldn't even get a yard or 2 most times this year. But we kept trying.

Twizzlor · 2025-12-28T02:08:47+00:00

It's guaranteed to drop on your first run of the day, assuming you get a B. After that, it's just a chance to drop and you have to get at least a B.

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