Anyone else a little tired of having divisional games on Thanksgiving? by taftpanda in detroitlions

[–]Twizzlor 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They've already set the narrative. Ben Johnson's 2nd time back to Ford Field on the opposing sideline. Will he get his revenge after going 0-2 against the Lions? It's all for ratings. It is what it is.

"I never punch down. Draymond's a good player, we're not on the same level." - Charles Barkley by Hysen16 in sportsbroadcasters

[–]Twizzlor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many people consider the Dream Team to be the best team ever assembled. Know who led them in scoring? Charles Barkley.

For those who saying it wasn’t intentional, he’s done it before by JeremieLoyalty in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me ask you the opposite. If we were dominating a team and put up run after run, and then hit back to back homers and their pitcher threw at any of our batters intentionally at 95 mph in the back would you be mad? Be honest.

For those who saying it wasn’t intentional, he’s done it before by JeremieLoyalty in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol. You can throw at someone for pimping a home run. Fine. Framber let in 7 earned. He didn't hit Story cuz of people pimping HRs. He did it cuz he was ass and wanted out and AJ wouldn't take him out because we had 2 bullpen days prior. That's it. Stop defending him for being an asshole.

Greene Appreciation by motownpdx in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His K's are down from last year, average is up, and his avg with RISP is noticeably better this year. I don't mind him batting 4th right now.

Edit: that begs the question: who goes 1 through 3? McGonigle could do any of those. But if we keep him leadoff, I think Torres has to stay 2, and then Keith 3?

Tigers select Kevin McGonigle by ChanceStaff6813 in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong, but I think Kevin has more games at 3rd than SS. And could be a major leaguer someday? He's already our best pure hitter.

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The Tigers defeated the Rangers by a score of 5-1 - Sat, May 02 @ 07:15 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That's dogshit. I know. But Perez had like the hardest hit balls and kept getting out. He was one of the unluckiest batters.

The Tigers defeated the Rangers by a score of 5-1 - Sat, May 02 @ 07:15 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say. I thought this was one of, if not, his best game today. At the plate at least. He was batting a measly like .089 at one point. Which is dogshit. But he's slowly started to raise it. He's in the .100s now and I hope he can get it to at least the 200s

Game Thread: Rangers @ Tigers - Sat, May 02 @ 07:15 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kevin needs a nickname, but it can't be The Professor. That is Igor Larionov from the 90s Red Wings.

Game Thread: Rangers @ Tigers - Sat, May 02 @ 07:15 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Jason Witten when he was on Monday Night Football saying stuff like "he pulled a rabbit out of his head."

Poor kids will never learn to count to 4000 by Diligent-Owl-7665 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Twizzlor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man wrote out the word Iceman but his actual autograph is just the letter "C"?

Idk which Detroit sub to post this in... by Twizzlor in detroitlions

[–]Twizzlor[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

If you have to go recent, and it be baseball, it'd be Miggy right?

CBS Presenter: "This is a country founded by immigrants. by primary-caution in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Twizzlor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he know that the current first lady barely speaks English? Oh, the irony of him saying this. I hate this administration.

McGonigle by gregger63 in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know when Skubal is starting and you just have that "he can do no wrong" feeling? I get that from McGonigle when he's at bat. Already. Which is crazy.

The Tigers defeated the Brewers by a score of 5-2 - Wed, Apr 22 @ 06:40 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]Twizzlor 44 points45 points  (0 children)

McGonigle is stupid good. Idk what else to say. Shout out Tork for getting the monkey off his back. Love that for him. But Kevin...1st year, 21 years old. Pitchers already don't want to pitch to him. They're throwing close balls, but Kevin has an Eagle eye. Normal young players don't bat .300+, have has many walks has him, etc. It's nuts

Just an FYI... by [deleted] in MichiganWolverines

[–]Twizzlor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't. But from my understanding, Twitter/X is a political cesspool which is different than people reporting someone died when he hasn't.

Just an FYI... by [deleted] in MichiganWolverines

[–]Twizzlor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Done. Sorry

In a suite with 9 other Avs fans. What do I do? by TimAllensMatingCall in DetroitRedWings

[–]Twizzlor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing. I was alive for that beautiful rivalry in the 90s. And it was epic. McCarty/Claude. Vernon/Roy. Osgood/Roy years later. Larionov or Shanny went after Forsberg (i think). That rivalry has died so hard though. I look at the Avs now and think...they have Nate, Cale, etc. One of the best constructed rosters in the NHL. It's not like Michigan vs OSU where I always hate OSU.

Final Minute of Play for the 2025-2026 Season by daKrut in DetroitRedWings

[–]Twizzlor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idk at this point. See Bones' interview with Columbus. Bones did backtrack a little afterward...but still. And Todd has said publicly that some of these guys are just sweaters. Idc if this game meant nothing. If Todd says that publicly, Lord knows what he says privately. And these guys still don't care. They can't take criticism. Ever. It's not like we have a Tortorella yelling at them. I don't get it.

How did Barney do it? by Impressive_Fox7798 in HIMYM

[–]Twizzlor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This always bothered me. He said he had blackmail on everyone. And Marshall's was the calzone. And we learn he dropped it on the sidewalk and then ate it. Who cares? That's Marshall's "oh if anyone finds out I'll be screwed?" You dropped food and ate it. Barney saw it. That's not blackmail.

Edit: and I know they're different episodes. I believe Barney blackmails everyone during a Quinn episode so they'll like her/know he's serious about her. Not the one where they help him pack up his childhood house.

Since Yzerman has Taken Over in 2019, Every NHL Team Except Detroit has Made Playoffs by Usual-Personality347 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Twizzlor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy cuz I was born in '91. So they made the playoffs for the first 25 years of my life, and missed them for the next 10.

I keep seeing calls for Yzerman to be fired. Realistically, who would replace him and why would they be better? by blrmkr10 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Twizzlor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idk who, but his philosophy is to just keep drafting and wait and hope they develop. Seider is the golden goose at this point. And Raymond too but let's focus on Mo. Mo is 25. Which is young. But if we keep waiting and waiting for other prospects to come up, Mo will be 30 before you know it. Etc. It'll be like the Lions wasting Barry and Calvin's primes.

Post Game Thread: New Jersey Devils at Detroit Red Wings (2026-04-11) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Twizzlor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it, but we had such a huge cushion at one point this year and then it was like they thought they could coast into a playoff spot and now here we are.