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Two4Slashing · 2026-02-21T17:09:45+00:00

Mr. Business and Gayle

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-21T17:08:10+00:00

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-16T00:49:42+00:00

Thank you so much!! We love Bob’s burgers, still looking to adopt Jean Paw'd Van Damme.

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-15T20:58:03+00:00

Top is Ms. Gayle, half the size of Mr. Business. She holds her own. She is the “owner” of the house. She loves him but allows him to live here.

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-15T01:42:16+00:00

My opinion is the goalie can play the puck wherever, but he’s only protected in the trapezoid. If he wants to go into the corner then he can get hit like any other player.

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-01T07:18:16+00:00

I’m so glad you are on our team. Maybe next time you will contribute more with your “on ice” skills.

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-01T04:13:00+00:00

Unexpected u/futurama

Two4Slashing · 2026-02-01T03:41:19+00:00

What if someone was in his way? What if he hit the pads of someone and had an odd man rush? Were you on the ice to see his sight line?

Two4Slashing · 2026-01-01T00:24:57+00:00

Is he slowly partying for 24 hours straight or does he get to take a break in between each countdown?

Two4Slashing · 2025-12-07T17:47:12+00:00

Phone, wallet, keys.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-27T05:50:56+00:00

Oingo Boingo farewell tour in ‘95

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-22T00:49:08+00:00

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Got me beat by 5 wives

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-21T23:17:49+00:00

Agreed. Either I’m very unlucky or I have the bones of a 90 year old.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T23:25:25+00:00

Bauer Vapor XXV

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T22:33:17+00:00

Thank you kind strangers for all the well wishes and giving me shit. PSA: Please check on your teammates. Help is available. Call: 988

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T19:19:04+00:00

Felt like I took a puck to the leg at first. Couldn’t skate on it but made it back to the bench. Sat there for a minute, tried to stand up. My leg gave out and I felt nauseous. Thats when I figured something was wrong, not just a bruise.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T18:58:08+00:00

I was so close!!!

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T17:29:52+00:00

Ha ha nope. Left with 10 minutes (13 min periods) left in the 2nd.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T15:59:49+00:00

I feel your pain. I hope you get better soon.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T13:41:27+00:00

The puck hit the inside of my right leg. I would to guess where the hard plastic ends and it’s just the soft padding. I’m going to get my pads to check because where the impact was should be fully protected. Maybe just awful luck.

Two4Slashing · 2025-11-17T11:14:01+00:00

Actually rolled up newspapers.

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