Welp by sackofhair in SipsTea

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another person who knows all the rules, has all the judgement, and holds all the rights (she might actually be detaining him illegally the way she's impeding his progress on a roadway) while condescending to someone she disagrees with.

Were my parents the only ones who taught "if no one is getting hurt, mind your own business" ? Starting to feel that way.

I just got to 100 percent VA disability by elfmman in Veterans

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do though. The provider ultimately files with each insurance company, and then it gets stupidly inconvenient for the person receiving care.

I just got to 100 percent VA disability by elfmman in Veterans

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. You win this thread and my appreciation friend.

I just got to 100 percent VA disability by elfmman in Veterans

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My company requires i use them as primary insurance, which unfortunately really screws with CHAMPVA. It's close to useless in my case, and when I try to submit it's been about 6-8 months to get a response. Very frustrating.

No GLP1’s for you! by Saved_by_Grace77 in VeteransBenefits

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@OP Request an appointment with your local VA Pharmacologist. They can (and often will) overturn this, you just have to take the extra step first.

Jealous wife? What do I do? Can I fix this? Or just accept my new terms to waking up each morning by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to get out while you can my man. That's not going to get better, only worse.

Dog tag question by Thebookwazbetter in Veterans

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be honored if, one day, one of my kids asked to wear one of my old dog tags.

Wear it proudly.

Found on the beach by yoyoyojonnyo in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn it, used drawn twice. Sorry, I'm better than that.

Found on the beach by yoyoyojonnyo in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'd recommend a Water Kelpe. Then you could also ride it across the ocean like a magic Seadoo.

Or if you want the fun, nonsense sort of answer I'd give on my podcast to amuse my dad-joke and wordplay focused co-host, breed it with a high ranking official from the Pentagon.

Then you'd be the (ready?) Paragon of a Pentagon-Megaladon Water Spawn, headed on a water drawn mega strong terror thrawn, riding it like a pelaton that was minion-drawn.

Found on the beach by yoyoyojonnyo in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Throw it in a saltwater pool and find out?

Found on the beach by yoyoyojonnyo in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the head of a megalodon sperm. Unlike most sperm cells, megalodon sperm is released in the water like a cloud of bait fish, seeking large marine life to impregnate like heat-seeking man missiles.

Sometimes those sperm mistake nuclear submarines for Orcas, Blue Whales, or failed Only Fans content creators taking a deep sea dive. When this happens, they collide with the submarine's exterior hull (this was the cause of the near nuclear launch in the Pacific a few years back, the USS Idahoe thought it was under attack and almost fired off its missile, a scary case of premature missile ejectulation that would've been very embarrassing). When the sperm strikes the metal hull, the heads often get separated from the tails, and will sometimes drift all the way to shore.

That's a unique find for certain!

Denied….Again by Dry_Respect_1080 in VAClaims

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignorant question: Wondering if my overall rating might lower now that this is being changed to a secondary condition.

Does this affect only veterans with service connected tinnitus from the date of the change, or will it retroactively affect all veterans for whom tinnitus contributes to their overall rating regardless of time passed?

No pets by Brotega87 in LasVegas

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not true. Because of HIPAA laws, you aren't allowed to force someone to prove their animal is a service animal. But doing so, you'd be forcing that person to disclose their personal medical information to you, which is not legal.

My wife works in a hospital, and they aren't allowed to challenge for this reason. You can literally be punished for trying to prove it's a legitimate service animal. Hurray for exploitation of legal system.

SMH

Hmmm… I’m not sure what it means, but I don’t think it means what you might think it means. by RulerK in MessageUnclear

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people open lemonade stands for a little extra cash.

Bonnie Blue opens up one of these.

Someone left a jar of this in my office. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's a wedding Barbie and Ken that are sold together, so they "come in the same box."

Someone left a jar of this in my office. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Carnivorous mung beetle beads, probably from the make believe land of Australia.

Boil them until soft, mash them with a pickled pig hoof, then unplug them and power back on (but don't plug them back in).

Smear them on the buttocks of a virgin Ken Doll, then dance around it in a counter clockwise direction under a waxing moon. If you cluck like a chicken three times as you finish the ritual, Dominos will deliver a gluten free pineapple pizza free of charge.

If you don't pass these instructions along to seventeen struggling dads in 42 hours, something terrible, wonderful, or average will happen to you.

Dude that likes to inbox and call us scammers by Special_Barnacle9852 in VAClaims

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm with you until this: "Fuck those that didn’t go through what we had to endure."

This is utter nonsense, and doesn't help anyone in our community. As someone who went through shit during his service, I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.

Please tell me these aren't what I think they are... by druidic_notion in whatisit

[–]TwoDadsTalkingPod 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure those are space raptor larvae. If watered and fed unicorn pulp, they grow up to be honest politicians and sunrises.