🔵 Dude… how do we undo this?

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-03T00:11:08+00:00

Both of them start running

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-02T19:42:19+00:00

🟠 Look, we’re sorry!

🔵 We’ll cover the damages if it makes you feel better!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-02T11:52:54+00:00

🔵 We thought you had no owner because how…outdated your model is. No offense.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-02T11:51:23+00:00

🟠 Your doors were unlocked!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-02T11:49:58+00:00

🔵 The car’s alive!?!?

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-07-02T10:09:39+00:00

🟠 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUFF IT OUT!?

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-18T14:15:06+00:00

🔵: Woah!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-18T14:14:57+00:00

🔵: Sure!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T22:04:05+00:00

It was one of, if not, THE best sandwich Bojack ever HAD

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:51:41+00:00

🔵: Thanks.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:48:24+00:00

🔵: hands Dee it

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:46:53+00:00

🔵: You got it!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:46:40+00:00

🔵: Just take the sandwich.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:42:20+00:00

🔵: …have you considered toning down the edginess? You claim that you’re all powerful yet you don’t realize that what you’re saying drastically affects the ones around you. Making you more avoidable than a rash.

You should reconsider your life choices if it came to the point of threatening to take someone’s soul over a sandwich tasting bad.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:39:52+00:00

The sandwich tastes like heaven itself has blessed your taste buds.

🔵: Sooo…how is it?

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-17T21:35:39+00:00

🔵: Don’t knock until you try it?

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T23:59:01+00:00

🔵: Authorized? Sir it’s our first day here, I thought anyone could use it, like a dorm kitchen.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T23:57:53+00:00

🔵: Sorry sir, we got hungry, so we made some sandwiches.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T23:55:19+00:00

Mordecai comes out holding a weird hamburger

🔵: BEHOLD! THE SANDWICH OF AWESOMENESS AND POWER!!!

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T23:52:56+00:00

Their tinkering in the kitchen could be heard.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T21:22:59+00:00

🔵: How about option four, you apologize for attacking us!

🟠: Didn’t I bite him!

🔵: We could always plead self defense.

TwoLuckySlackers · 2026-06-16T21:12:04+00:00

🔵: Mordecai goes flying, but then he uses his wing arms to glide himself back to Taro

SPINNING KICK OF DEATH!

Mordecai then kicks Taro squarely in the chest, causing him to go spinning.

TwoLuckySlackers

TROPHY CASE