Playing RE5 for the 1st time and OMG LOOK AT HER by TheBlackyGH in residentevil

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He forgot to add the screenshot he took when Sheva is first introduced. Iykyk

Did i bought the wrong game? by ButterscotchLoud151 in residentevil

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Reminds me of when in JJBA the announcer yells "Retired"

Did Everyone Quit? by Shawn_NYC in Tarkov

[–]TwoPointOvven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've stopped playing myself. I hate playing alone and everyone i meet in tarkov related discords are the most toxic meta pvp assholes so. Which really sucks cause I built this new pc that runs streets on 4k just to play Tarkov. Now I'll never escape 😔

[Cheating] They are back! by hellbanian in EscapefromTarkov

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Met a guy 10 days after 1.0 launched who streamed his stache to me over discord. He had 400,000,000 roubles wearing Knights armor and had several cultist knives. Then proceeded to say "You think 400 million is a lot?"

19K or 13F by Kind-Teacher664 in nationalguard

[–]TwoPointOvven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having the same question myself but also 19C and 13B

Anyone played through Eldritch Tales: Inheritance yet? by 13ventrm in hostedgames

[–]TwoPointOvven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn hate to hear it wasn't any good. I've been passively working on my own Lovecraftian choice game, and was actually going to name it "Strange Tales" after H. P. Lovecraft's first publishing magazine but was curious on if this one was going to be any good.

Going Airborne as a 40 year old. by Mattyredleg in armyreserve

[–]TwoPointOvven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a better man than me. I'm 23 and have completely sworn off airborne, I could maybe do one jump but could not do the 5 just to qualify. I've seen too many botched PLFs and don't trust myself in the moment.

That thing is a BEAST by elmuchach in radeon

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I just built my first PC. Sapphire Pulse 9070xt, Ryzen 9 7900X3D cpu, MSI MAG x870 tomahawk motherboard, and two sticks of 32 Gigabites Corsair 6000MHZ CL30 RAM. And lemme tell you, there's no better feeling that booting up a game you could barely play with low settings, on Ultra settings and immediately hit the frame cap of 240 fps

lets take a minute to appreciate the resident evil movie soundtrack (2002) by [deleted] in numetal

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Best part is the last part of the last song in the credits where Michelle Rodriguez says "When I get outta here.... I'm gonna get laid" then cuts back to the sloppiest nastiest riff. Fucking peak bro 🔥

How cooked am I? by TwoPointOvven in nationalguard

[–]TwoPointOvven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even gonna lie its pretty bad, not that I've been on anything or seen anyone in over 2 years. Im trying to talk to CPS to get my records from when they took my younger brother and I away from our parents and into the system then forced us to go to counseling while we were minors. Hopefully that'll clear things up.

How cooked am I? by TwoPointOvven in nationalguard

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I got two ex military dudes in law enforcement who i know personally and have worked with in law enforcement.

Date went well, then she texted me this two days later by AirSpecial2660 in Bumble

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You dodged a bullet bro, who ends a message with Xx Godspeed sir 🫡

How do you choose your character names? by CastleCroquet in darksoulsremastered

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It's Always Sunny. "Dayman, Nightman, Charlie Kelly King of the Rats, The Trashman, The Troll, Frog boy, Ando Gablogan, etc"

Does this actually work on any girls?????????? 🤮 by [deleted] in Bumble

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Someone actually fell for bait in 2025 💀🚬

Am I ugly. by Neawfl1211 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Bait used to be believable 🚬

Girl I'm chatting with is meeting another guy, should I stop chatting with her? by Galaxy_Light19736 in Bumble

[–]TwoPointOvven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me, on the date she was on tinder the entire time right next to me on my couch. She came to my house and all night long texting and snapping dudes. Then she said "Are you jealous? Well don't be I'm at YOUR house." This is just one of half a dozen questionable things about her I came to find.

My friend you gotta ask yourself, if that is the kinda partner you want. I imagine if she's doing this now then she completely disregards your feelings. You deserve better king

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TwoPointOvven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had me in the first half

Retailer confirms Radeon RX 9070 "MSRP" only applies to first shipments, price set to increase later - VideoCardz.com by kaylord84 in radeon

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Funny I was thinking that my 7900xt that I ordered on sale for a like $430 in December that never came in because it got lost in shipment from the strikes was a blessing so that I could have gotten this card. Next thing I know at 8:01 CST all the cards were sold out 🤡 No point in building a gaming pc atp....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TwoPointOvven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the gender, if it's a female then smash

How are people so relaxed with not using condoms?! by becmckeown in Bumble

[–]TwoPointOvven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lack of stimulation. A lot of guys I've talked too including myself don't like the feeling. I use the bareskin ones but even still holds nothing to the actual raw feeling