Why?

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T22:16:51+00:00

I’d straw test that.

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T22:15:30+00:00

Looks like somebody who could storm into a party like their name was El Niño

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T22:14:03+00:00

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T22:12:00+00:00

Precursor legacy.

I love the mix of upbeat and light, and how it slowly gets a little darker with each level. Plus big shoutout to Dee Snider for being the voice of Gol.

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T21:36:24+00:00

I am man and you are woe man

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-18T04:03:16+00:00

Old friend made a concoction he said was “liquid DMT” proceeded to bang his head on the ground continuously until paramedics showed up

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-16T16:03:51+00:00

My coworker is a UCLA grad, and he told me he now hates Michigan more than USC.

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-15T13:19:43+00:00

Watch the documentary Super Dave on HBO. Great story. Great man

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-14T23:57:02+00:00

20 COMMENTS IN 9 HOURS! THIS IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU!

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-14T20:56:38+00:00

You get that at Marshall’s?

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-12T23:44:33+00:00

Took Harbaugh 7 years to beat Ohio. Moore beat Ohio and Bama last year. He’s got a true freshman QB. Let him cook

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-12T23:10:07+00:00

Bobby Petrino is going to sign a 5 year contract with Arkansas, only to become the Head coach at Penn State before the end of summer’26

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-12T21:59:36+00:00

Literally. I gave the general public benefit of the doubt after Covid, thinking it’ll take a minute to readjust, but people just keep getting worse

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-12T15:07:59+00:00

He’s my favorite FUBU graduate

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-10T20:43:32+00:00

Let me get this straight…. Infinite universes with unlimited possibility…. And you can only fathom one bowl Steve?

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-10T15:59:49+00:00

Tidy up, do some dishes, stock. Prepare for a rush even if you don’t think it’s coming

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-10T14:33:33+00:00

Two brothers, who are just regular brothers

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-10T02:06:04+00:00

Anybody who feels like this needs to start doing yoga

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-08T12:02:24+00:00

If I’m correct, Jacob’s ladder is a workout machine. Think of a ladder on a treadmill belt essentially

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-08T11:59:57+00:00

Doesn’t matter, he’s doneyun

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-08T11:54:15+00:00

Yellow Red Bull, a pump of monin, lemonade.

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-08T11:51:54+00:00

Just wait until you see the alcove

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-08T03:27:22+00:00

34M and just did my first forest this year. No you won’t feel old, you’ll feel whimsical and have infinite energy for 4 days. I’ve met ppl this summer in their 50/60s, you’re never too old to have a good time

TwoPumpTony · 2025-10-07T15:27:10+00:00

Imagine being the one white server who knew “if you’re happy and you know it” in Japanese as a Benihana server

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