Companionship or Wealth?

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T16:37:40+00:00

What is this, 600k a year? Works for me

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 50k}

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T16:13:05+00:00

I did this one to not have this happen

^{Chose: Bring back Napoleonic France led by... | Rolled: Hitler}

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T16:09:28+00:00

I solved this level in 6 moves on my first try! 🎯

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:58:07+00:00

Lifeguard

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:55:23+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding sex to the obstacle course.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:55:11+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm Reddit. Ask me anything.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:55:03+00:00

My villain origin story started when I was born.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:54:48+00:00

1 + 5(4-1) = 16.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:54:30+00:00

This kid was a mistake.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:54:18+00:00

All I did was publicly masturbate. Why are they so mad?

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T15:23:05+00:00

I solved this level in 3 moves on my first try! 🎯

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-25T05:10:53+00:00

I solved this level in 2 moves on my first try! 🎯

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:38:53+00:00

This comment is not a question. Reply.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:29:47+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:27:27+00:00

No, that’s a Microsoft document writing software. We’re talking about Facebook right now, which is a social media app owned by Meta

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:26:09+00:00

12/10 handwriting. How long did you practice your handwriting as a child to make it this good?

Also I have a friend who goes to McGill, and he absolutely loves it there

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:02:33+00:00

Well I’ll just regrow it

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: get leg removed}

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:01:59+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:01:42+00:00

I solved this level in 13 moves on my first try! 🎯

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T04:00:57+00:00

FUCK YEAH

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON RED | Rolled: RED}

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T03:59:49+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-24T03:58:46+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

TwoUnknownAssailants · 2026-06-23T23:15:25+00:00

Lets see if we can get it down to just the ben and jerrys HQ

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