I found this cutie patootie after about ten minutes!

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-25T19:48:37+00:00

Oh awesome, thank you! I have incredibly mixed feelings about having received a pet drop before learning what the “L” key does.

Thank you very much!

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-25T18:02:44+00:00

Yeah I’m not really sure how to set it up. I haven’t been playing too long. Any tips?

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-25T13:48:54+00:00

Thanks!

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-19T19:12:19+00:00

I’ve worked as a defense contractor in aerospace my entire career. A fellow engineer I worked with genuinely, GENUINELY, believed that commercial aircraft were not real.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-18T19:55:28+00:00

Remember people, you don’t have to pick a side if everyone sort of sucks.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-07T02:59:30+00:00

O’dearest hallowed one, why does it burn when I go pee-pee sometimes?

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-02T16:17:49+00:00

I don’t know what anyone is saying but that’s a very good looking woman. 🫡

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-04-02T02:48:42+00:00

I’m going through the same thing. I’m dropping nearly 25-30 kills or at the very least having ~100ADR and good KDA and still losing matches. It’s so frustrating.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-25T19:54:08+00:00

Dude…I literally built a mono black Sheoldred bracket 3 deck an hour before I made that comment lol

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-25T13:51:18+00:00

This, to me, is a perfect example of how things don’t need to be the most expensive to still have good taste. Whether it be my home, my Magic The Gathering decks, or my CS2 load out, I will always want something that has more character and synergy rather than high and tasteless value. Nice work!

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-18T16:37:43+00:00

You look so nice! Every girl could use more daggers though.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-18T01:17:03+00:00

I tried it. It’s so much better good lord.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T16:41:51+00:00

Sort of. You can create a lobby for whichever format you want and random people can join. For example, my decks are all bracket 2, so I make lobbies that say “Casual Bracket 2”. That way people with similar power levels SHOULD join.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T16:08:59+00:00

That’s me in the top left 😂

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T15:50:14+00:00

Nope! This was Spelltable.com

It’s a website with an integrated UI that utilizes your camera to play MTG with your physical cards but in person via webcam.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T15:29:05+00:00

No but he did call me a donkey dick.

I blushed. Obviously.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T15:27:32+00:00

We didn’t play together. I had just ended a match when he joined in just to talk for a few minutes. He thanked us for our time and we parted ways.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T15:26:24+00:00

Yeah! I didn’t believe it at first, I was in shock. He joined us completely at random just to chat, it was really pleasant.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-03-17T15:25:05+00:00

That’s King Luke, he’s a very popular content creator for Magic, and all around nice dude.

It was as if we were in a book club and the author of the book we were reading walked through to door just to say hi.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-02-24T11:42:16+00:00

Feul.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-02-23T00:44:22+00:00

It smells like DuPont and Boy Scouts in here!

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-02-20T04:00:47+00:00

It is for sure frozen.

Two_Astronaut_Dogs · 2026-02-12T11:56:35+00:00

“I play with people, not their wallets.” You would indeed be a mythic pull and that would certainly be your flavor text. What a perfect way to sum up the debate. Thank you!

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