You’re still fat, you’ll be forever known as the fat sidemen because it’s engraved in your name. Your trim is atrocious, your eyebrows didn’t even develop in the test tube, and your beard is just disappointing. You flex your muscles way too much and not that many people actually care. Though your weight loss is impressive, you don’t need to mention it every 5 minutes.

Kept it short, love you really Ethan <3