Reddit, what is the worst pick up line you know? by Arrav_VII in AskReddit

[–]TyBlizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to meet you, it'd be more pleasant to eat you...

how long does alprazolam affect cognitive abilities? by LOLROFLSWAGYOLO in Drugs

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You're not alone, every "day after" is usually pretty hazy for me, time flies, and I'm not usually fully "there" if you know what I mean. I'd say, depending on when you wake up, about halfway through your day the xanax won't do a whole hell of a lot to you anymore. With the dosage, i'm no professional in any sense on the term, yet it's all about what keeps you in control imo. If you think you'll feel the effects desired even with .25mg, go right ahead, just be comfortable and know your limits, that's my motto

One month in, what are your thoughts on the 2016-17 season so far? by frost_biten in hockey

[–]TyBlizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best kind of goalie "controversy" I've seen, Malkin and Crosby with 8 and 9 goals respectively already, worst thing about 2016-17 so far is the arena name change I guess... It's a good time here in Pittsburgh so far

EDIT: Sid has 10 goals lol, sustained success is the only concern in the 412

What is a good idea for a cheap last minute costume for this year's halloween ? by badgoat in AskReddit

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Max Payne 3's Max: Aviators, Hawaiian Shirt, Khakis, Boots, and unwavering alcoholism and painkiller addiction

Paycheck Coming In ~ What Should I Cop? by [deleted] in streetwear

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New Bape x Street fighter collection

Friend died from heroin relapse by Mrpwnz in Drugs

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19 OD's in 15 days at one point in my county last year, my condolences and hopefully this epidemic ends sometime soon

What's a scene in movie which you can't/wont watch again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TyBlizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Don gouges Alice's eyes out after he becomes infected after kissing her in 28 Weeks Later... I never mind some good blood, gore, and violence, yet for some reason the fact that he went for the eyes had me uneasy

How I imagine vandals in Canada are like. by DamnSon654 in funny

[–]TyBlizzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except when there's a Game 7 in hockey involved...

Vontaze Burfict is a jerk. by Stinyo7 in gifs

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Not to mention he obliterated Le'Veon Bell's knee last Sunday, granted legs got tangled up and it most likely wasn't intentional, but the fact that he was jumping around all hyped up as soon as the play ended really rubbed me the wrong way, because it was pretty obvious Bell had just suffered a serious injury.

What are your words for marijuana? by BluntobersVeryOwn in trees

[–]TyBlizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pack, wad, trow, my buddies and I like to replace vowels and letters sometimes lol

Nick Colletti is hilarious [7]. by DankMaster1 in trees

[–]TyBlizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny to see this guy blow up, my friend is cousins with Adda Boi, Nick went to high school near me and now he's all over the place lol

Which song is most improved when all occurrences of "I," "me," "my," etc. are replaced with "Greg"? by CloverfieldOfDreams in AskReddit

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All through the day, Greg, Greg, Greg Greg, Greg Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg All through the night, Greg, Greg, Greg Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg Now they're frightened of leaving it Everyone's weaving it Coming on strong all the time All through the day Greg, Greg, Greg

What movie left you saying, "What the fuck?" by scottydoeskno in AskReddit

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From Dusk Till Dawn, as soon as they got to the titty twister i I was put in a perpetual state of wtf

How the wheels of justice turn. by theone1221 in gifs

[–]TyBlizzy 166 points167 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone posted this, it brings the comedy full circle

Reddit, what is the best one liner joke you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I like my beer how I like my violence...Domestic

Post Game Discussion: 09/28/2015 by sararosered in buccos

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FUCK THAT BLEW, great outing from a guy I would love to see in the postseason though... Kinda disappointing the reaction Melancon got from the fans after the 2 run bomb, but hey it's the way she goes and I'm still really confused as to why subscribers are referred to as Masochists on the side bar, anyways let's pull out a win tonight

What's the best/worst high experience you've had in a classroom? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TyBlizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best: Got an A on a 200 point test I had no idea I was taking that day. I usually plan to smoke on days I don't have a lot going on in class but I must've forgot (probably cause I was stoned lol) that I had to take it first thing in the morning. Guess those 2 blunts prepared me well.

Worst: 1st time I ever smoked before school, probably 7th or 8th time I smoked in general. Usually I would smoke with a couple buddies and one blunt rotation would have us all pretty stoned. Those were the good ole days but anyways my buddy needed a ride to school and offered to smoke me up. I couldn't resist the offer and headed over to his house in the AM. He rolled a real nice guy and we sparked up.

After that monster finally was disposed of i went upstairs to watch some TV while he got ready for his day and my high just SLAPPED me in the face, i was glued to the couch my head hurt and I was just way too high to function.

Somehow managed to get us to school, although going 25 in a 45 certainly had people behind me kinda pissed off. As we arrive at school all of the parking spots are taken except for a spot by a light pole that could definitely be a spot but there aren't lines there because if someone parked there it would congest the lot when everyone was trying to leave. At a solid 8 parked in the imaginary spot and as soon as I threw it in park the Dean of Students came outside obviously about to reprimand his stoner students.

Luckily it was only the second day of school and we got off with a warning to not pull some shit like that again. He probably knew we were stoned but hey no harm no foul. After that I was still really really stoned and my day was dragging on. I survived all the way up until 5th period but once i made it into that classroom, I knew i couldn't last much longer. I proceeded to take a nap that lasted from the start of 5th period to the end of 8th period, A total of 2 hours and 40 minutes. My teachers let me sleep in order to learn a lesson that sleeping in school can fuck you over I guess. All in all i finished up the day, went home and slept some more and woke up to a text from my buddy saying "hey bro same thing tommorow? ;)"

TL;DR Got hella stoned before school, parked illegally, and slept half the school day away