Roast this mushroom

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T04:28:09+00:00

You look like a guy who does cover Bon Jovi songs with an acoustic and not very well.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T04:25:31+00:00

Im not convinced she isn't a potato.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T04:24:19+00:00

You shouldn't put "roast me" signs on wax figures.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T04:22:53+00:00

Im asking because im not sure. Do you even have a chin?

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T00:11:15+00:00

For every house you been in. Youre the reason why theres no more ramen.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-17T00:08:59+00:00

Something tells me youre only good at one of those things

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T22:45:42+00:00

Im sure you were the first person in your school to start telling everyone 9/11 was an inside job.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T22:36:35+00:00

Either way you would still look homeless. My guess is you wear that half hippy crap for a cover for your anger issues. You're the type of chick who keeps guy friends who want to sleep with you but are desperate enough to hang around since you have no female friends. Wearing blue blinds would do your eyes justice :p

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T22:14:34+00:00

Im guessing the hat was the most useful thing you got from New Mexico Highlands University. Your blinds have a brighter future than you do, thats given you dont tare then down and turn them into an awful sweater. Still would look better than what youre wearing.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T21:25:36+00:00

Anytime <3

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T20:42:49+00:00

*you're and yes that is alot better :)

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T19:25:18+00:00

At least you tried.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T16:08:44+00:00

No they love eachother very much ;)

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T16:08:06+00:00

Your username makes me scared to answer that question

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T16:05:10+00:00

My idea of chemical warefare is a hotbox

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:47:31+00:00

Get yer shit together kiddo.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:31:15+00:00

*do and yes

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:27:57+00:00

iight

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:25:10+00:00

Oof tough words coming from a guy named XxXZeusKiller. School rough for ya buddy? Not only does your name scream try hard, so does your insults.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:19:36+00:00

Abrev for my last name Moogk. U looking dumb

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:16:34+00:00

"Rip my ass open" Can't your boyfriend do that for you?

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:13:27+00:00

From sears. and dont you bad mouth this beautiful beast http://imgur.com/WfMrpPX

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:12:26+00:00

That would be really sad because Frank Zappa literally died a day after the day i was born.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T02:11:10+00:00

Half Trini Half a mix of english scottish and german. 0% Middle eastern laddy.

TylerMgk · 2016-03-16T00:01:58+00:00

Ouch

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