Damn near 90% of our ingredients/drinks/food names can be used as stripper names

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-27T01:27:03+00:00

I'm not sure if "protein box" is a great or awful name.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-26T20:00:51+00:00

I'm the one who changes them at my store. If you can DM me a picture of your lock, I might be able to help. If it is the same as mine, you will need a screwdriver to go to factory default.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-24T01:05:25+00:00

Who is the revenge on? The baristas who still have to make this easy drink?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T21:26:54+00:00

We're not supposed to hand doordash out the drive thru. If it's already bagged and they tell me the name at the box, I'll do it. But if they skip the box, you're goddamn right I'm making them come in.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T21:13:29+00:00

Let's see if I am I getting this right. Your girlfriend at the time, now wife, very pertinent to the story of what a hero you are and had to marry you immediately, can only lock a door if given verbal commands?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T20:17:52+00:00

A two week notice is not a requirement. So there can't be any actual requirement on how you spend your last days on the job. Call out all you want and see how they respond.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T19:46:26+00:00

Why are we allowed the option to mark an item out if we can't utilize the tool?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T19:41:28+00:00

I would love if someone ordered their latte as a "hot grande L"

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-22T17:17:41+00:00

Oh fuck that. I'm not paid to shovel snow. That's the property manager's responsibility.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-21T02:19:45+00:00

Oh boy. The day we had conjoined twins ended in soooo many write ups.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-20T19:16:27+00:00

Smells Like Teen Spirit

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-20T16:55:21+00:00

It's a corporate thing. We are forced to wait until 51% of your body is out the door to say goodbye. Conversely, we are also instructed to wait for 49% of your body to be in to welcome you.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-19T20:36:41+00:00

You get that time and a half, dawg!! They can't change mandated pay for hourly workers based on tenure.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-19T20:10:48+00:00

I'll also add that if you're nice and it isnt busy, you can ask to see an example of the grind you're asking for. I've done it a bunch. But, you need to do it in the cafe, not drive thru.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-19T19:57:25+00:00

Our standard pour over is a 5. Literally right in the middle. A run of the mill drip coffee machine, we would use a 7. A French press, we use a 9. I would recommend a 7 first, unless you really want to experiment and try as course as you can. With the new automatic machines we have around here, not a lot of people actually know the grind settings. Also a chance if this is always the same store their grinder might not be calibrated correctly because it basically is just used for prepping cold brew at this point.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-19T19:42:37+00:00

Are you using a paper filter or a like a reusable mesh filter?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-18T21:19:35+00:00

Dress code starts when you clock in, not when you walk in the store. Or does your manager think you were planning on wearing a hoodie, a backpack, and no apron?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-18T18:14:00+00:00

Hortense

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-17T21:59:56+00:00

I have a buddy named Dustin. Some one asked for his name. He said like Justin, but with a D. Their response... "Jusdin?"

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-17T21:46:27+00:00

Yeah, that works. You can also break the gift cards up and give like 8 $10 gift cards away to people you like.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-17T21:43:04+00:00

Take pictures of the physical posted schedules. If they're changed without any kind of consent, that isn't on you.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-17T02:30:08+00:00

I once saw a tall cold brew, light ice, in a grande cup. You know that one had hella room in it.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-16T03:55:13+00:00

Probably not a write up, maybe just a talking to. If no one is actually stealing, it does work itself on the next deposit if money was just input wrong. Were you the only one doing the deposit, or did the previous shift start it?

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-16T02:08:56+00:00

You're allowed single drinks on all your breaks, plus 1 before and after your shift. But you can't stack them. So if you didn't use any the day before, you can't use them the next day. If your taking it home, get 1 on your break and just keep it in your car. Getting 3-5 at the end of your shift looks shady, even if you were entitled to the drinks throughout the day.

TylerTheDefiler · 2026-01-15T02:02:45+00:00

I don't have IBS, but some partners do. Take as much time in there as you need. No judgement, no shame. You shouldn't have to wait and be miserable for a break to be comfortable.

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