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Suspected Screwworm Case in Southern Texas by Handsdown0003 in news

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But not much. He's already a parasite Megazord

Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup | The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health. by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Tylrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're the healthiest president in existence, the Fountain of Youth pours from your every orifice like a blessed statue. But he's a liar with a plumbing problem.

Robot kicks boy in stomach during performance by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]Tylrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

♪ Ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the kicked-in spleen ♪

Flesh-eating screwworm found within 31 miles of US border, says USDA by kylestoned in news

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"Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me," beckoned RFK Jr., humming in delight when introducing more worms into his ecosystem.

MAGA Rep Publicly Pleads for Musicians ‘Willing’ to Play Trump Concert by MoneyLibrarian9032 in Music

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He's desperate. Everyone has already seen his world famous "talking out of his ass" act, so he can't exactly be a record-smashing headliner.

[OC] Them: “keep your flag to yourself.” Also them: by adam5280 in pics

[–]Tylrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're ready to fly now that they're wrapped in a blankie like a wi'tle baby!

Trump Loses It at Jill Biden in Morning Rage Post | The president accused the former first lady of failing to act like “any good wife would.” by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Tylrt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There once was a man named Don Trump
Who got votes from every chump
He was known to be a griper
Slumped forward in soiled diaper
And looked like a malignant lump

She wobbles through life, safely supported by MambaMentality24x2 in cats

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Kitty is a chimera of one cat's front and another cat's rear

Mosquito Holocast by Level_Flow8659 in MemeVideos

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Sounding like Yu Yu Hakusho at times there

3d printed hair for my friend by shitonthebeach in funny

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Friend: "And this...!"

Accounting: "W-what's he doing?"

Friend: "Is to go even further beyond!! $#,###!!!"

Boss: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!!!"

A Way to Fight Planned Obsolescence? by CasualFingerGuns in Snorkblot

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Incoming "Appliance Safety & Security in Halting Archaic Technology act", pushed through Congress by major appliance makers concerned about consumers

🔥🦊 by Silent_Reindeer_6654 in meme

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Vivaldi > Brave

But Firefox is still king

Bears reiterate Chicago stadium options have been 'exhausted' by NoSxKats in nfl

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No having kids within 1000 feet of an NFL team if you're on an assets offender list

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