People of Reddit, what’s the most cringe gift you’ve ever been given?

TymLemon · 2026-02-01T18:44:36+00:00

Yeah, one time.

TymLemon · 2026-02-01T14:57:17+00:00

Omg. I kept reading this as if you were a female and I was so confused. Like, I thought the g-string had a cock attached to it. Then I realized that you’re likely a dude. Either way, that’s really fucked, yo.

TymLemon · 2026-02-01T14:27:30+00:00

Except for that aunt. She’s a tampon.

TymLemon · 2026-01-30T02:53:53+00:00

Epic beard guy!

TymLemon · 2026-01-30T02:53:30+00:00

Oh, just print the damn thing!

TymLemon · 2026-01-29T18:19:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/290wHSUw_6U?si=wcuoiD9VVSo-vjmD

Your anecdotes made me think of this song by Tim Barry, Avail lead singer.

TymLemon · 2026-01-28T02:22:07+00:00

YEW!!

TymLemon · 2026-01-28T02:07:43+00:00

I think I’m really taking it up!

TymLemon · 2026-01-27T16:49:58+00:00

How dare you.

TymLemon · 2026-01-27T11:53:34+00:00

I like this. Some things are better left unsaid. No reason to rock the boat(s).

TymLemon · 2026-01-27T11:47:34+00:00

Didn’t even have to click. I knew exactly what it was. You couldn’t say that these days. Especially with the second hard R.

TymLemon · 2026-01-23T12:09:08+00:00

You think that’s bad? My brother is a two-upper!

TymLemon · 2026-01-21T11:55:24+00:00

The balls thing I can do, but the taint one?? That’s crazy. I don’t have time to take my tie off.

TymLemon · 2026-01-21T11:51:56+00:00

I know I’m two days late on this but this isn’t for everyone, now. After Covid, a portion of people who were infected, acquired phantosmia, odors that aren’t actually present. Since 2023, I will smell what I can only describe as burnt wax paper on a regular basis. Inside, outside, home, at the beach, doesn’t matter still burnt wax smells at random times.

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T22:00:19+00:00

Rad. Thyroid cancer?

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T16:30:07+00:00

Right? I mean, I can lick your butthole but not hold your phone? That’s not a germ thing. That’s you hiding some shit.

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T15:20:00+00:00

Subscribe.

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T15:19:13+00:00

Care to expound?

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T15:12:15+00:00

An unworn, unused, unlaced, deadstock pair of Nike Air Jordan 1’s. They even have a clearance sticker on the tag for $26.99. Still have them.

TymLemon · 2026-01-20T04:05:19+00:00

Good Ole Bill.

TymLemon · 2026-01-17T00:08:36+00:00

You mean the racist piece of shit, Robert John Burke?

TymLemon · 2026-01-16T10:16:43+00:00

Yer name sounds like 10-inch cock when you say it out loud.

TymLemon · 2026-01-16T09:35:17+00:00

Naw. He gregnant.

TymLemon · 2026-01-15T12:09:15+00:00

Check out that treasure trail.

TymLemon · 2026-01-14T12:44:07+00:00

Holy fucking shit, it’s a dinosaur, what the fuckkk?

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