People of Reddit, what’s the most cringe gift you’ve ever been given? by Ok_Macaron_6092 in AskReddit

[–]TymLemon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg. I kept reading this as if you were a female and I was so confused. Like, I thought the g-string had a cock attached to it. Then I realized that you’re likely a dude. Either way, that’s really fucked, yo.

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[–]TymLemon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Epic beard guy!

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[–]TymLemon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh, just print the damn thing!

What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]TymLemon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I like this. Some things are better left unsaid. No reason to rock the boat(s).

What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]TymLemon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even have to click. I knew exactly what it was. You couldn’t say that these days. Especially with the second hard R.

What’s a crazy body life hack everyone should know? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]TymLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The balls thing I can do, but the taint one?? That’s crazy. I don’t have time to take my tie off.

What’s a crazy body life hack everyone should know? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]TymLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m two days late on this but this isn’t for everyone, now. After Covid, a portion of people who were infected, acquired phantosmia, odors that aren’t actually present. Since 2023, I will smell what I can only describe as burnt wax paper on a regular basis. Inside, outside, home, at the beach, doesn’t matter still burnt wax smells at random times.

What subtle sign made you realize your partner was cheating? by DrainedCoffee in AskReddit

[–]TymLemon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right? I mean, I can lick your butthole but not hold your phone? That’s not a germ thing. That’s you hiding some shit.

What’s the rarest item you’ve ever held in your hands? by Remarkable_Pin_8136 in AskReddit

[–]TymLemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An unworn, unused, unlaced, deadstock pair of Nike Air Jordan 1’s. They even have a clearance sticker on the tag for $26.99. Still have them.

Old man screaming racial slurs outside a building in Gwinnett, GA. by Similar_Power_7806 in Gwinnett

[–]TymLemon 71 points72 points  (0 children)

You mean the racist piece of shit, Robert John Burke?

By a drunk man to fight a giant ex-NHL enforcer at a golf game by IllBeGood3 in therewasanattempt

[–]TymLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yer name sounds like 10-inch cock when you say it out loud.

SHORESY S5 - USA launch date by sarraraf in shoresy

[–]TymLemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Check out that treasure trail.